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Cut to:
Alice, muttering her "do not talk about Dana! do not talk about Dana!"
mantra, just before she's going to go on air.
Ruth, her producer, is looking through the studio window at her, and it's
pretty clear that Alice doesn't have a single idea in her head for ANYTHING
to talk to.
Well, apart from Dana stuff. But we know if she does that again, she's gonna
get fired.
It's pretty painful to watch, as Alice "ummmms" and "errrrrr", to fill time.
She even plays a ditty on her little xylophone in desperation of an idea.
Ruth is miming "cut! Cut! CUT! CUT!" while Alice says she's sure she'll
think of something to talk to on air.
She ummms and aaaahs a little more, then just confesses that she has no idea
what to talk about if she can't talk about her ex-girlfriend!
Oh oh. That baaaaad.
Ruth seems to be miming wanking, or a penis, or a huge penis or something
like that.
Alice tells her audience that her producer is trying to tell her something.
"Something about a DICK?"
Ruth is ecstatic that Alice got what she meant, and slaps her hands to her
head to celebrate, but that prompts Alice to say,
"A DICK......head?"
Now she's been GIVEN a subject, Alice has a quick think and then comes up
with George Bush, cause, "He's a dickhead!"
She even starts going on about HIS dick! BLECH!
Back in the booth, Ruth is going frantic - phoning people, everything but
clawing her way through the glass to get Alice to shut up!
LMAO!
Alice is going on about Clinton's dick now "we knew it's shape, we knew it's
size, we knew who it was FRIENDS with!"
It's just hilarious, and becomes even more so when we see Ruth is holding up
a sign to Alice on the studio glass wall, saying
'YOU ARE DEAD TO ME'
She even mimes that 'head cut off' mime, just like all those mafia types
love! lol!
Meanwhile, back IN the studio, Alice is still off on her penis adventure,
blabbing away anything and everything that will come into her head to fill
airtime!
Then we see Ruth again.
She's taken to banging her head against the glass window in frustration,
ending with her stopping, turning, and sliding back down out of sight, as
it's just too awful for any producer to have to contend with!
LMAO!
Wish we could keep Ruth in the show! She's made me laugh every time she's
been in a scene so far ;-)
Cut to: Dana, sitting in her new 'Benz, while Lara loads up their stuff and
flowers etc into the back.
"BABY!?" says Dana, all street talk, "I got us a PIMP riiiiiiiiiiide!"
Lara laughs and gets in, saying even SHE'S never been in a car this nice and
she doesn't even give a shit about cars! lol!
Dana tries out the sound system, and, of course, what's playing on the
radio?
Yep, Alice's show, where she's basically blabbering on STILL about Bush's
WEAPON of mass destruction (and she's not talking about chemical weapons or
missiles there folks....) and generally digging her own grave as a radio
show host with every word she's saying.
Lara tries not to laugh at Alice's ramblings, Dana looks really perturbed
until even SHE cant stand it, and turns it off.
"I think Alice has lost her mind....." states Dana, sadly.
Cut to: Bette and Barbara, coming out of a swanky hotel talking about who
impressed who and which senator charmed the pants of which so-and-so etc.
The Senator offers Bette a lift to her hotel, OR, her place.
"I do have a rather GOOD collection" tempts Barbara.
Hmmmm, I'd quite like to take a look over that woman's 'collection' MYSELF.
I bet there's some fine fine fine-ass pieces in it, that are well worth a
look.
AND a feel.......
*purrrrrrr*
Eventually the obviously happens and Bette gets into the Senators car to go
see that collection after all.
"Do you always get people to do what you want them to?" enquires Bette
getting in the car.
Senator Grisham just smiles.
Much like a Cheshire Cat.
Who has the cream.
Cut to:
Dana and Lara sitting on the edge of the bath at home.
WARNING!
for those of a nervous deposition, OR for those of you with low-libido
thresholds
Erin Daniels has on blue jeans and ONLY a black lacy bra in these scene.
WARNING OVER!
Lara thinks she looks tired.
Dana says it's ok and she just worked her ass off on court earlier, so she's
bound to be a bit tired etc.
Dana thinks Lara is overreacting, so she mentions she's going in for the
biopsy soon, but in the meantime, she's a HUGE fucking tennis star!
"Yes you are!" agrees Lara
"YES I AM!" says Dana in her Texan (?) accent and they're both smiles again.
Cut to: Jenny looking thru her wardrobe.
Moira is lounging in the background, moaning that she's not comfortable with
Jenny's friends.
Jenny says she should give them another try.
"YOUR friends weren't very friendly to me" whines Moira
"They're so cool and sophisticated...."
Jenny butts in, saying "I think that NOT thinking you're cool is SO fucking
cool....", which gets Moira grinning at least.
Moira perks up a bit, and happens to notice one of Tim's old suits hanging
up, and asks where jenny got it.
Oh that's a WHOLE other story, isn't it Jenny, hence why we cut STRAIGHT to:
Dana and Lara arriving for Shane's opening night party.
Shane gives Dana a big hug and they're so happy for each other, it's great!
Then Helena arrives and congratulates Dana, saying she'll see her at
Wimbledon etc
Jenny comes in and they kiss hellos and congrats and then it's Moira's turn.
OOOH LOOKY! Moira has on Tim's suit, complete with red tie, just as it was
hanging up in Jenny's wardrobe earlier!
Moira congratulates Dana enthusiastically on her win and mentions a great
volley she did.
Dana tells her that THAT point was when she psyched her opponent OUT, and no
one else realised that but Moira!
Moira looks dead chuffed and even more happy when Dana says she looks really
handsome in the suit she's wearing.
Awww, look folks! Moira's bonding with the group! :-) Bless.....
Then Alice steps up, and it's all a little more forced, but still civilised.
Lara makes herself scare, and goes to get some drinks.
Dana and Alice just stand there, awkward, not knowing what to say to each
other, till Alice says it was an awesome game that Dana played, and they
eventually hug.
It's a nice moment. Really nice.
Then Lara is back with a drink for her and Dana.
"Congratulations to you too!" says Alice, to Lara
"It was a, er, a great kiss!"
"Thanks" says Lara, knowing it's awkward, but understanding Alice needs to
get through it somehow.
Alice makes herself go off into the crowd and Dana/Lara just stand and look
at each other, happily.
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