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"Didn't know what I was waiting for
but my time was running wild, down dead end streets
Every time I think I got it made it seemed the taste was not so sweet!"
By this time, everyone in The Planet is looking at Angus and Kit's table and
Kit looks like she wants a big hold to open up in the floor and swallow her
whole! LMAO!
Say what you like about the writers this season (and I do....) they sure
have their comedy pegged good! ;-)
"So I turned my, eyes to face me
but I never caught a glimpse......" and it's then that we realise he's
singing a Bowie song.
Even more so when he stands up and Billie adds to the chorus, singing:
"Turn and face the strain!"
while MANgus carries on playing and singing:
"Ch-ch-ch-changes!"
B: "Turn and face the strain!"
A: "Don't have to be a different man!
Ch-ch-ch-changes!"
B: "Turn and face the strain!"
A: "Ch-ch-ch-changes! Just have to be an older man!
Time may change me, but I can't trace time....."
"The clock is ticking" chides Billie to MANgus, so MANgus speeds up with the
rest of the song and he's winning over Kit, cause she's smiling and
listening now! WOO HOO! It's soooo cute! We LOVE the straight guy!
Well, I do anyhoo ;-)
Eventually the bell goes BING! - and it's time to change again folks - it's
speed dating bisexual style!
Cue everything speeding up again with MANgus still singing.
People meet people, there are smiles and Alice and Helena enjoy themselves.
Until with the echos of the song just ending, we cut to:
Dana, looking at herself with her top off in the mirror.
It's a poignant moment.
We know she's trying to imagine what she'll look like after the operation.
She puts a hand over one breast and lifts it slightly, flattening it to give
a more accurate effect.
After the sweet comedy of Angus and Kit, it's a sobering moment.
Cut back to: BING! - It's bisexual speed dating for dummies!
"Ok bisexuals! It's time for hiatus!" annouces an unseen Billie and everyone
takes a breather.
Lara comes along to the bar in her chef jacket, says hi to Alice and asks
the bartender for some Grand Marnier liqueur, probably for a flámbe dish or
some other such delicacy she's preparing.
"OH ha.ha.ha." Alice mocks herself "Alice is speed dating, you and Dana will
get a reall good laugh out of this one!"
Lara though, is in anything but a mood to laugh, and somberly replies with:
"Actually, I think Dana has a lot of other things on her mind right
now......"
GULP.
Alice doesn't know what to make of all that, but she doesn't have time to
think about it cause BING! - it's back to the tables for the start of the
next round!
Helena comes over and Alice asks her "ready?" but Helena's on the phone and
says she can't stay, because she, well, she doesn't actually SAY why she's
leaving. She just murmurs a quick "GOOD LUCK!" to Alice and whoosh! She's
off like a rabbit out of a trap!
Leaving Alice along there, stranded by her own lil self to speed date.
"Wha? Helena? WHAT THE FUUUUCK!" she shouts at the already-leaving Helena's
back, and then grumps back to where she's supposed to be in the room for
round two.
Billie can be heard at the same time in the background, going on about how
he can "feel the love" in the room, and it's all rather fun, what with an
OTT Emcee, an absent friend for Alice and now Alice in a bad mood.
The night could get rather interesting ;-)
Cut to: Shane and Carmen coming home to find the house is pretty much a
total mess.
TV left on, pizza all over the place, ciggy butts everywhere etc. BLECH!
The Hotness That IS Carmen de la Pica Morales (gees, even her NAME is sexy!)
is NOT about to put up with this flithy slobbishness, and is straight away
shouting for whomever is in, to come clear away their crap.
Shane is trys to unplay it, but let's face it, the living room at least IS a
pigsty.
Moira appears, and Carmen lays into her, as the living room "looks like a
fucking pigsty!"
(well, I did SAY it looked like that....)
Moira apologies.
Carmen is still not happy and yells some more, sarcastically apologising for
not knowing they live in a "frathouse".
hehe ;-)
Shane yet again tries to sort the arguement out and gets herself between her
ranting girlfriend and Moira, trying to calm it all down.
Carmen goes off in a huff, Moira starts tidying up and Shane goes and stands
by a wall, looking fed up of all the drama!
Cut back to:
Speed dating for the bisexually-challenged.
Alice has a rather interesting woman sitting in front of her.
Her reasons for being interesting are threefold:
A) she's stunning
B) she's NOT droning on about what she does for a living or what she wants
in a woman/man etc
C) she's just realized she knows who Alice is (i.e. that she's on the radio
etc)
Alice, meanwhile, is not feeling any pain, as she's obviously been downing
the alcohol pretty freely.
Alice is quite ambivalent about this gorgeous creature in front of her,
until said creature starts talking about when Alice referenced a certain
writer and also mentioned an essay that Gorgeous Creature HERSELF wrote for
a course she's teaching!
Seemingly her name is Uta Refson and she's a vampirologist.
*Ooooh, bet that bites! ;-)
She tells Alice (in a rather sexy voice) that she teaches a course on The
Queer Vampire In Literature & Film in a seminar called 'Demon Desire' -
about the vampire as a lesbian predator.
Ooooh, sounds innnnnnnnteresting!
Wouldn't mind signing up to THAT particular course myself!
Only if SHE taught it though.......*purrrrrr*
Alice is of the same frame of mind as I, actually, as she gushes to Uta
about being a:
"toooootal vampire lesbian freeeeeeeeeeak!"
hehe.
Suddenly Alice is much more perky, far less concerned with her drink and far
more interested in Uta!
"What attracts you to the lesbian vampire Alice?" says Uta.....
but the way she says it, it sounds, to me, more like
"Come, sleep with me in my sexy spooky castle....."
*purrrrrrr*
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