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Cut to: what I think, personally, is a totally pointless scene.
Perhaps I'm being short-sighted, and it will link with something in a later
episode, with more importance, but for now, it just seemed like filler.
Bette is sitting in a meditation group run by Julia (who's back must have
gotten better dead quick from last week?!)
Evvvvvveryone's relaxed and it's nice and good.
Bette (seen, yet again, only from the waist up, as she's pregnant in real
life, remember?) has her eyes closed, and is doing well with the meditation.
SO well in fact, that as time moves on, Julia's words fade into the
background and a glow appears behind Bette's head.
She's 'in the zone' so to speak.
She's achieving inner peace (obviously not much chance of that at home at
the moment....) and the world fades out.
Time has no meaning while she's meditating, so that when she eventually
hears Julia's words once more, we have no sense of how much time has passed
in the session.
Bette looks serene and happy and more content than she has done for weeks.
Cut to: someone mopping and cleaning a floor.
oooh, it's Moira.
(Has no one told the poor girl that she's NOT living on a 18th century tall
ship?! 'SCRUB THAT POOP DECK ME HEARTY!')
Just then Jenny comes home and enquires what Moira is doing.
(Er, as far as I know, Jenny isn't blind, so that's a bit of a dumb blonde
question. I half want Moira to say something like "I'm actually writing a
novel - what's it LOOK like I'm doing woman!")
Jenny tells her to stop it and that she doesn't have to do that etc.
Oh, have they employed a maid while I wasn't looking or something?
Moira says she DOES have to do it, as she's "not making any other
contribution" to the household.
Jenny, rather sweetly, gets down on her knees, grabs a rag and says she's
gonna help Moira do her cleaning.
Then she asks how her job interview went earlier that day.......
"I'm not fish, or fowl" says Moira, parroting what jolly old Mr Interviewer
said to her before.
Jenny digests that for a sec, then takes the rag out of Moira's hands and
tells her she's coming along with HER.
Cut to: Jenny's room, where she's giving a pile of clothes to Moira to put
on.
Oh, and did I mention there's a nice, fat strap on on the top of the
clothes?
No?
Musta slipped my lesbian mind.......
Moira takes this the wrong way and tells Jenny she's "not really in the mood
right now..."
But Jenny didn't have THAT in mind anyway.
"No, no, I don't want you to fuck me right now..." she says to Moira, whilst
tucking the other woman's hair sweetly behind her ear
"I want you to get dressed.......MAX"
"I want you to wear tight trousers, and if those don't fit you, you can wear
a pair of mine..."
Moira thinks for a second then picks up the pile of clothes avec strap on
and says "alright" whilst grinning from ear to ear!
Cut to: Moira binding her breasts up, while Jenny tells her it looks great.
(speaking from personal experience, I personally think it looks kinda weird.
But that's probably only cause I had to go through my girlfriend doing that
to herself for a while, when she did a piece of art for her degree course
about drag kings and male impersonation. There's only so many times you can
watch a short, cute Jewish girl turn into a guy - complete with facial hair
- before it starts to lose it's interestingly odd appeal *g*)
Jenny asks Moira if she wants some help finishing the binding off, and comes
over to tuck the ends in.
(I highly recommend a safety pin btw.....)
Btw, did I say how gorgeous Jenny is looking these days?
No, don't worry, I HAVE had my meds today....
HONEST! Jenny is very much a changed woman since having therapy etc
It seems to have done her the world of good, and gone is the freak hair of
season 1/2, and the literary pretentiousness etc
In it's place seems an assurity about life and a much more balanced
individual.
Well done to Jenny I say! :-)
She throws Moira a sleeveless t shirt and the other woman slips it on,
completing the transformation:
Tight jeans (avec strap on, nicely bulging at the crotch), bound breasts,
man's t shirt.......
"WOW!" gasps Jenny.
"You look really hot....."
Moira looks at her, pauses for a second, then advances.
And I'm presuming they then go on to have sex?
It's just hard to tell, as we
Cut to: Shane arriving at the skate park.
She greets Chase who tells her that Carmen is "blowing up in there".
i.e. Carmen is doing a really hot gig for the Def Jam guys.
And sure enough, we get a shot of The Hotness That Is.... as she's DJing.
I have two things to say about that shot:
A) great sexy song she's playing and
B) *Chandler Bing voice* Could she BE wearing shorter shorts!!!???
*purrrrrr*
Shane wanders in to take a look and sees Carmen talking/flirting with a
couple of guys, who I presume are the Def Jam crew etc
Shane doesn't look very happy, but good grief, there's a set of DJ decks
between Carmen and the guys for heaven's sake!
She's hardly sitting grinding in their laps McCutcheon!
(NB: totally random and interesting fact I just read whilst looking for
Shane's last name on www.thelwordonline.com - Katherine Moennig is Gwyneth
Paltrow's cousin!!!
I wonder if she likes Coldplay.......)
Shane calls over to Alice, who comes over through the crowd of people
dancing, to introduce Uta.
Btw, for anyone who doesn't know, you pronounce 'Uta', like, OOH-TA. :-)
Shane and Alice look over at the crowd and see Jenny dancing with Moira.
Jenny just happens to have a hand on Moira's (newly-bulked up) crotch and
Moira is all smiles and grins as they dance.
"WOOOW!" says Alice of Moira, "she's packin'!" (i.e. it's obvious that she's
wearing a strap on)
Jenny and Moira are basically all over each other, lips locked, hands
everywhere.
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