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#3.6 Recap by The Sci-Fi Bard

 

 


Cut to:

The California Hospital Medical Centre

Dana and Lara wait for Dana to be taken in to be seen.
When she is, the nurse says that the hospital likes their patients to mark which breast is being operated on with a marker pen.
Dana, unsurprisingly, says "you gotta be kidding me?!", but the nurse explains that it's just for safety and they've never had a problem before.

The light in the hospital is all blued and weird as Dana strips off her top and puts on the hospital gown.
Lara stands and takes her top from her when she removes it.
Dana draws a cross on her right breast and the music accompanying the scene is as bleak as the mood.

Cut to:

Carmen standing in the kitchen while Shane sits at the table in the foreground.

Carmen, clearly upset but holding it back, asks of her girlfriend, "Are you in love with her?"

Shane, head on her arm on the table, simply answers "no"

"Are you sure?" adds Carmen, fighting to stop tears escaping.

"Yeah" answers Shane quietly.

S: "Please Carmen, I don't want to make this into a big deal...."
C: "You go all the way over to someone's beach house, you fuck em till the sun comes up and you're asking ME not to make it into a BIG FUCKING DEAL!"
S: "YOU WERE PRACTICALLY CUMMING ALL OVER THOSE TWO DEF JAM GUYS!"
C: "THAT WAS WORK!!!"
The two shout at each other, not hearing what the other is saying.
Shane is trying to justify her actions by laying it off on something Carmen did, when it's patently obvious that Carmen DIDN'T go out and fuck the Def Jam guys. BUT Shane DID go out and fuck Cherie Jaffe.

And she cannot get out of that fact, no matter what she argues.

"ARE YOU JEALOUS?!" Carmen shouts
"NO! I'm not fucking jealous!............" Shane comes back

(sure looked like it to me.....)

".......it just made me sad....."

C: "SAD ENOUGH TO GO OFF AND FUCK CHERIE JAFFE!!!
WHAT KIND OF A PSYCHOTIC RESPONSE IS THAT!!!!"

S: "well, I guess I'm really fucked up in that way....."

Carmen stands there with her arms crossed over her chest and works on her anger.
C: "Are you hungry?"

Shane says she's starving, so Carmen goes over to the fridge and opens it, getting out a box of pizza.
She stands there with her back to Shane for a second, then whirls round, throwing bits of pizza at her girlfriend, yelling
"DO YOU WANT SAUSAGE OR FUCKING PEPPERONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Shane leaps up from her chair, trying to dodge the flying food.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS IT THAT YOU WANT HUH???!!!!!" yells Carmen, still throwing pizza.
"BOTH?! IS THAT WHAT YOU NEED, HUH?"

Shane stops her, pointing and stating, "y'know what? sometimes it IS!"

"In that case..." spits Carmen, "you should have NO problem with ME fucking whoever I want!"

That throws Shane for a loop then, stopping her dead in her tracks.

Cut to:

Bette sitting in her bathrobe.
Tina comes in and Bette says to her that she should explore her feelings for Josh.

Er, what? Exsqueeze me Ms Porter, did I hear you right just then?!
Where you just ENCOURAGING your girlfriend to go off and fuck a GUY?!!!!!!!!!

"This is so fucked up!" states Tina, and I thoroughly agree with her, but Bette is insistent.
She thinks Tina should find out if Josh is what she really wants.
"You need to know that I can't promise I'll still be here once you've got your answers" adds Bette.

I wish these two would just either break up already OR have a marathon sex session and get back together, cause this constant battle between the two is starting to wear thin.

It's like an open wound that wont heal.
Either slap a band aid on it, or rip the band aid off it, but for heaven's sake don't let it sit there festering.

Cut back to:

Dana being prepared for surgery.
We see most of the scene from her point of view - everyone looking down at her in the bed etc.
Her doctor comes in and she introduces him to Lara.

Lara tells Dana she'll be there when she wakes up and everything will be fine.
She goes to kiss Dana on the forehead, but Dana wants a kiss on the lips instead, which Lara delivers, then she has to leave.

The music is still weird and the lighting is all blue because of the curtains round the bed, and it makes the whole scene very surreal and disconcerting as Lara walks away and has to leave Dana to the mercy of the doctors and surgeons etc.

Cut to:

Tina in her office.
Dylan and Danny arrive ready to talk about the documentary project.
I'd watch that Danny if I were you Tina! If I'm not very much mistaken, he's one of the Cylons off the (fucking amazing!) new series of Battlestar Galactica! ;-)

Helena arrives, shakes hands with Danny and says an awkward hello to Dylan before they all get down to business.

Cut to:

Moira, in the office at The Planet, fixing one of the computers.
In walks Billie and exclaims "YOU are the cutest boy I have ever seen!"
He also asks her if she's doing hormones, and Moira says she's thought about it.
Billie says she doesn't have to wait as he can hook her up with some.
Seems that Tom (remember him? sitting next to Bif Naked at the party?) can get some for him.
 


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