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Cut to:
Bette unpacking shopping from her car.
Tina draws up in hers and asks if she needs any help.
Because Jennifer Beals in pregnant in real life, Bette steps out from her
task holding a paper bag full of groceries RIGHT in front of her stomach,
then steps back to her task.
Ok ok we GET it already that she's pregnant! WHY do we have to have shot
after shot of her with stuff held in front of her etc?!
We aren't, after all, total morons, are we?
Tina gets out of her car and the drivers door neatly stops right in front of
Bette's stomach, allowing her to carry the grocery bags in her arms instead
of in front of her.
Anyhoo, Bette asks about Tina's day and Tina tells her about the run in she
had with Helena at the studios.
But Bette didn't mean about work, she meant about Josh.
Tina moans, asking Bette to give the Josh stuff a rest.
Bette thinks Tina's current attraction to men could be hormonal.
Tina points out that she ONLY dated men before meeting Bette.
"So what was I? Some kind of 8 and a half year aberration?!" snaps Bette.
*sigh*
Yet more sniping and arguing.
Cut to:
Kit and MANgus sucking face and starting to undress each other.
However, that is quickly cut short when Tina and Bette enter the house.
MANgus quickly pulls his sweater back into place and walks out to greet them
as if nothing was happening.
It looks as if they're gotten away with it, UNTIL Kit appears with her top
half way off and Bette (being the smart Alpha cookie that she is) puts two
and two together and makes 69.
"Oh my fucking god!" Ms Porter exclaims, seeing her sister's state of
undress.
"Where's Angelica?" asks Tina
"Napping!" MANgus says in his defence.
They are SOOOO busted!
See that look on Bette's face?! Kit's gonna get grounded for SURE!
LMAO!
I'm gonna transcribe the next bit of the scene for ya'll, cause it's really
funny!
(Think Edina and Saffy from Ab Fab but put Kit and Bette in their
places.....)
B: "OK, this is, this is just UNBELIEVABLE, I can't even believe I have to
SAY this, but
of ALL the men in Los Angeles - cute little bony-assed or NOT - YOU have to
go after the ONE GUY in our daughter's life?!"
M: "She didn't go after me. I went after HER. I've been fucking RELENTLESS!
I never fell this hard for a woman in my entire life!"
T: *laughs* "Wow!"
B: "Alright, but what about when you break up?!"
M: "We're not gonna break up!"
K: "Angus, you don't KNOW about that!"
*to Bette/Tina*
"We're just......."
B: " 'we're just' WHAT?"
K: *squeaks it out* "Dating?!"
M: *looks shocked at Kit belittling their relationship to her sister*
T: *trying to keep a straight face* "AND making out like a couple of
teenagers!"
M: *looks sheepish*
T: "Which I think is great - GREAT! - as long as you can still baby-sit!"
*goes over and hugs them both, gives them a kiss on the cheek*
B: *sarcastically* "Oh that's GREAT! HUG HUG! That's FANTASTIC! But y'know
what? WE need some RULES!"
K: "Rules?"
B: "Yeah, like NO sex in front of the baby!"
M: *indignant* "Of COURSE not!"
B: "Kit?"
K: *bewildered* "nosexinfrontofthebaby....."
B: "NO sex in our bed!"
*cue MANgus and Kit looking VERY sheepish INDEED*
B: *disgusted* "UCH!!! Will you go change the sheets PLEASE!"
LMAO! Classic! ;-)
Cut to:
The Planet, as Shane and The Hotness That Is Carmen arrive.
They're greeted by Moira and Jenny and congratulate Jenny on her book deal.
And to all the Carmen-haters out there who say she's always bitchy to Moira
- when she met Moira just now she smiled at her, said hi and rubbed her arm
in greeting!!!! *pokes out tongue at all the Carmen-haters*
Carmen asks Shane for a beer and chats to Moira some then Kit gets onstage
and announces the start of Sleater-Kinney's set.
*cue the crowd going wild*
Now, I have to plead ignorance about Sleater-Kinney, as I've never heard
their stuff before, but it seems cool to me.
It's not The Murmurs or anything, but it'll do just fine.
Everyone's dancing and enjoying themselves, when Billie comes up to Moira,
saying he heard she wanted to talk to him.
They go back to his office and he asks what's on her mind.
Moira wants to take him up on the offer of hormone injections and asks if
Tom would be cool about that.
Billie says it'd be fine to call Tom anytime and gives Moira Tom's number.
Billie sees Moira is 'packin' and tells her that's a good start to becoming
Max.
Then he starts feeling up Max's 'package'.
Outside on the dance floor, Jenny asks Shane if she's seen Moira. Shane
hasn't so Jenny goes looking for her.
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