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Cut to:
A helicopter coming in to land.
Josh is standing waiting so I'm presuming that Tina is on the 'copter.
Oh and lookey see! TINA is on the 'copter. ;-)
*note to self: get job as psychic or scriptwriter asap*
He greets her as soon as she's off her ride with, "Welcome to British
Columbia!!!" and kisses her on the lips!
Steady now Josh, she's not a done deal quiiiiite yet.
Tina looks at him and he explains the kiss away as, "I was just saying
welcome!"
*second note to self: next time a gorgeous woman enters my flat, kiss her on
the lips and then explain it away as "just my quaint British way of saying
welcome!"*
They hop in a jeep and away they go to the movie set, talking move-talk as
they go.
*yawn*
At the lot, Josh makes a lame joke about the Canadian crew (careful boy, if
they hear ya, you could have a sound-boom coming your way quickly and SOON!)
then starts telling Tina who is where and what is what around the lot.
Josh thinks he's quite a bit funnier than he really is. I'm sure he's the
kinda guy who, after a few drinks, would find his own jokes quite hilarious.
After hearing a litany of glitches in filming and problems with the cast,
Tina asks,
"Is ANYTHING going right?"
Josh, being the smarmy bastard he is, replies,
"well, YOU'VE surprised me with a visit!" and off they walk together to get
to work.
Blech.
Cut to:
Uta and Alice walking along a road.
Actually, they're walking IN the road. Perhaps Uta's vampiric powers extend
to repelling oncoming cars as well?
Talented lady our Uta ;-)
Alice is singing Uta's praises, telling her she's a really incredible
teacher etc etc and her students love her.
Uta takes Alice's arm as they walk and she starts spouting poetry, and it's
THEN I realise that the woman who plays Uta was in episode 18, Season 2 of
Battlestar Galactica which I watched earlier today! (Fucking amazing episode
it was too, if you'll pardon my colorful language...)
Goddamn what is it with actors on this show popping up in my fave science
fiction show anyhoo!!!
So far that's Dana's father, Dylan's Danny, Senator Grisham AND now Uta too
who have been in Battlestar!!!
It's a lesbian, sci-fi-eqsue conspiracy I tells ya!
I bet ya Helena's really a cylon and she's just playing nice this season
until her programming kicks in and she takes out half the cast with a nuke
hidden in her Alice band!
S'true!
Could happen!
;-)
Btw, just so we know that Uta is really a vampire, she's wearing a jacket
with spider web designs on it.
Subtle eh?
Oh, hold on a minute! Isn't that sunlight they're walking along in?????
Shouldn't Uta be a smoldering pile of ash about now?
I'm guessing Uta's bite really isn't worse than her 'bark', if you catch my
drift ;-)
They stop walking in front of a rather gothic looking church and Uta tells
Alice that it's her "favourite church in L.A."
Vampire's with favourite churches?
Deary deary me Uta. You're 'creature-of-the-night' mantle really IS
slipping, isn't it dear.
Go, be a good ghoul and bury yourself in some soil.
G'wan! You'll feel better in no time sweety!
Alice, upon being introduced to Uta's favourite L.A. church, takes one look
at it and says, "er, nah, I'm, I'm not going in there...."
"One Embrace doesn't make you a vampire Alice!" Uta informs her with an
amused look.
Oh Uta! You can embrace me ANYTIME baby!
Look! *shows Uta my neck* I took a shower JUST for you baby!
See?! Nice pink juicy skin for you to suck on!!!
Darn it! Why do I always fall for the made-up characters on tv! Grrrr!
Alice informs her that she thinks "God sucks!"
" 'God sucks'.....that's pretty atheistically dark" counters Uta.
"atheistically dark" eh? DAM YOU UTA!
Why do you have to be sexy AND smart!
Alice expands on her outburst, saying,
"My ex, and my best friend, Dana, she's um.....
she's 32 fucking years old and she's got breast cancer and today she was
going in for chemo
and I just would've....I just wanted to be there, so....."
"You're still in love with her" states the perceptive and oh-so-sexy Uta,
Mistress Of The Dark.
Alice pauses and then shakes her head, saying "no"
But she doesn't sound totally convinced of it herself even.
However, she tells Uta that since she's been seeing her she's gotten rid of
the shrine she had to Dana.
She even tells her about the Dana standee! (Even I wouldn't admit to having
a cutout of my ex....)
Uta says she thinks "everyone has their own rituals to exorcise heartbreak"
and that Alice "hasn't completed" hers.
But Alice says, "I did! I did! I threw it away, (meaning the standee) last
week! Since you 'released me from my mortal coils'...."
Alice is sooooo funny sometimes ;-)
But Uta surprises her by saying that Alice should get back the Dana standee.
Alice explains that it's GONE gone - she threw it away in the trash and
they've already collected it.
Uta says that Alice has "endowed this life-size voodoo doll with mojo/power"
(or something like that!) and that she shouldn't just throw it away without
properly releasing that power etc.
Ok, the vamp is losing me somewhat there......
The church bell tolls and Uta takes Alice's hand, telling her to call her
once she's taken care of Dana and then she simply walks away.
oo-er!
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