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Anyhoo
Helena's telling her ankle biters that they'll enjoy coming to visit the
studios the next time they're there etc.
Just then, in waltzes Dylan.
Helena gets her kids to say hi to Dylan and Dylan says an enthusiastic hi
back, saying she can't wait to meet them.
Then Helena says she has to go, so says bye to her kids.
Seemingly, so she informs Dylan, she talks to them every day.
Dylan thinks that's great. Then she produces a bag with a present inside for
the other woman.
Helena opens it up to find it contains a Cadburys Flake (stick of flakey
chocolate) and a jar of Branston Pickle (disgusting relish type stuff).
BOTH these things are VERY British, and Helena says a heartfelt thanks for
them.
She gets up to hug Dylan and Dylan returns the gesture, but holds on firmer,
clearly wanting to continue and progress the embrace to something more.
Helena though, pulls away and walks across the room!
Dylan, slightly surprised, mentions that Helena hadn't called her.
Helena half-jokingly says that she made a vow to herself to "stop sleeping
with married people".
GOOD GRIEF!
Helena Peabody HAS a conscience!
*picks jaw off floor*
Dylan points out that Danny is her boyfriend - they aren't married, they
just live together.
Helena, rather accurately, says, "yeah, but in the lesbian world, that IS
married!"
heheh!
Helena paces the room, saying it's a difficult situation for her. Dylan is
already involved with someone (yeah, but don't forget, that someone IS a
Cylon agent! Be careful Helena! *g*) AND she's straight!
"It's a no-win situation for me" claims Ms Peabody, quite rightly.
However, Dylan comes over, looking sexy and grinning.
She backs Helena up to the door and says simply, "I like you.....
A LOT!"
Helena wants to know what that means.
Dylan doesn't answer. Instead she pushes Helena against the wall and starts
kissing her passionately.
Helena though, has far more willpower than I would have, had I been in the
same situation, and pushes Dylan back a little.
"I don't want to be the lie you tell to someone" she says earnestly.
Dylan looks into her eyes then says, "well what DO you want?"
Helena smiles knowingly, cupping Dylan's cheek, "you KNOW what I want....
AND I don't want it at someone else's expense"
They're so close right then that Dylan goes in to kiss her once more, unable
to resist, but Helena IS able, and puts a finger on Dylan's lips, saying,
"we should just be friends....can we try that?"
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure. That'll work!
Irresistible force - HERE! Meet immovable object!
Now DON'T go crashing into each other, creating a fireball so hot that it
consumes you both!
Yeah. Suuuuuuure.
That'll work.
NOT.
Dylan stops her advances and just stares at the other woman.
Cut to:
Alice floating on a li-lo in Bette's swimming pool.
Shane splashes her to wake her up so she can see the matching tattoos she
and Carmen just got.
Helena swims over and comments that their tats are very tasteful and
discreet etc.
Dana is sitting reading in the background as MANgus says he had the name of
his first girlfriend tattooed on his ankle.
Then had to have it removed.
Turns out her name was Bronwyn. Hmmm.
Bit hard to change THAT into "Wino Forever", eh... ;-)
Jenny arrives then, with a bunch of white flowers in a vase (hand-picking
don'tcha know!) which she gives to Dana.
Awww sweet :-)
Dana is touched.
I bet if LARA had picked em and given em to her she'd have thrown em in the
pool.
Grrrrr.
Shane thought Jenny would have left already, but it turns out she's catching
a redeye flight to the meeting with her book editor.
Helena thinks that sounds "exciting".
I think that sounds lucrative, and I wish it was ME flying out to see MY
editor.
But alas there just isn't a big market for quirky English poetry these days.
Ah well. Society's loss ;-)
Helena also asks if Moira is going with Jenny.
Except she pronounces her name funny, so it's more like "MOY. RAH.".
And there was me thinking only the Yanks make a hash of saying women's
names! lol!
Turns out MOY. RAH. has to stay behind and help Billie set up The Planet for
when the B-52's perform.
The Hotness That Is The Newly Tattooed Carmen thinks getting the B-52's for
a gig is supercool and asks Kit how she got them.
Kit says it was alllllll Billie. Only she doesn't say "Billie". She says "my
sexy and drug crazed manager".
Hehe!
Then Lara and Bette appear with a lovely cake, complete with a candle.
"Happy first Chemo baby!" pronounces Lara.
Er, I'm all for celebrating things - heaven only knows I don't need an
excuse to tuck into jelly and ice cream - but isn't getting a cake with a
candle to 'celebrate' having had something as yucky as your first round of
Chemotherapy treatment going a leeeetle far?
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