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MoiraMax thinks it's sucks, what's happened to Dana.
She also, quite touchingly, thinks it must be hard on Lara too.
Billie agrees and opens up a little to MoiraMax, telling her his partner was
sick for three years before HE died.
"They leave you behind to deal......and you......deal" says Billie in a rare
moment of melancholy.
It's not often we see a chink in his
all-partying-drug-taking-utterly-fabulous-darling armour.
And it's a nice touch. Makes him more human to us I think.
MoiraMax asks how long Billie and his partner were together.
"12 years" answers Mr Blaikie.
"Every now and then I can still feel his breath on me......"
*gets my hankie*
MoiraMax says no one she's loved has ever died and Billie warns her that
soon enough someone she loves WILL.
THEN MoiraMax hauls off and kisses Billie soundly!
Wha?!
After they part, she says he's a "really cool guy" and he's helped her a
lot.
Billie asks if MoiraMax has started "fucking like rabbits" yet, as the
hormones tend to bring that on about now in the course.
Considering she boinked Jenny this morning after getting her injection and
NOW she's onto kissing her boss, I'm thinking that's an affirmative on the
"rabbits" question.
And to illustrate my point even further, they start kissing again and Billie
mentions he "likes getting kissed when I'm getting fucked".
OOOOOOKAY.
And there's me thinking Marina in season 1 was bad, what with her having a
husband and a girlfriend and seducing Jenny!
Now MoiraMax is at it too with bisexual/lesbian Jenny and
gay/bisexual/queer/whatever Billie!
Kinda makes Shane look a little tame this season, what with her just having
had the two women so far ;-)
GO MOIRAMAX! WORK IT BABY!
Before you know it she's actually picked Billie UP literally and carried him
across the floor, then he's stripping!
OFF comes the t shirt.
OFF comes the jeans.
Off comes the underwear.
DOWN come MoiraMax's jeans and it's wham bam thank you sir, and MoiraMax is
banging away at Billie's backdoor like a burglar on speed!
And true to his word, Billie does indeed get "kissed while he gets fucked".
Oh and btw, apropos of nothing - I've tried that position and I'd highly
recommend it.
*suddenly finds the ceiling absolutely fascinating*
Cut to:
Tina and Josh sitting swapping tittle tattle about their cast.
They start getting down to business about what is happening with the shoot
and Tina moves her chair closer so she can read the progress notes better
which Josh has.
However, her ulterior motive for edging closer is soon revealed in Joshes
surprised expression - Tina's playing with his crotch under the table!
NAUGHTY Tina!
BAD lesbian!
G'wan, go write out 100 times on the blackboard:
"I must not be a bisexual on a lesbian show as it'll piss off viewers and
alienate my character until I get back with Bette!"
Oh and make sure your handwriting is neat or I'll make you watch old Ellen
episodes as punishment!
(Only seasons 1 and 2 though, as I'm not entirely heartless.....)
Cut to:
Back at the "Chemo clambake" Bette is playing adorable peek-a-boo with
Angelica.
There's classical music playing in the background and I'll give you 3
guesses what piece it is.
YES, you are correct if you said the Flower Duet from Lakmé by Delibes.
(Give yourselves a gold star if you got that right. NO, not one of THOSE
gold stars.....)
Bette hears the music, turns to Alice and says,
"Remember this aria?"
Alice rolls her eyes up in thought for two seconds then says confidently,
"OH, you mean our 3rd date when you finger-fucked me at the opera BEFORE
telling me you didn't think we were right for each other....
Oh, and you'd just met a straight girl that you thought you might fall in
love with.....
No. I don't remember a thing"
LMFAO! LOL! CLASSIC! Alice RULES! ;-)
Bette's smug grin is quickly wiped off her face at THAT.
hehehe!
Just then Lara comes back out of the house, hugging herself and looked drawn
and upset.
As usual these days.
She says a weak "hey" to everyone then goes off to sit by the pool, alone.
Alice looks at Bette in question and so Bette gets MANgus to watch the baby
while she goes off to see how Dana is.
Alice, meanwhile, looks over to Lara, thinks for a brief moment, then goes
over to join her.
As soon as she comes over, Lara opens up about Dana, as she really really
needs to.
"I don't know how to deal with this Alice....
This anger in her, it's something I've never seen in her before"
A: "Well, she's never had cancer before - who knows how to deal with THAT"
L: "I KNOW, I know, it's just I feel like, like everything I do or say is
wrong and she keeps pushing me away....
OBVIOUSLY I'm not helping her...."
*Alice puts her arm around Lara to comfort her*
A: "Lara.........Dana needs you"
L: "She needs YOU Alice. You're strong.
I feel lost. I feel totally lost"
A: "Dana's lost too. And I need to find her"
Is Alice talking about the real Dana there, or the standee she threw out?
And I guess, does it really matter either way?......
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