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Cut to:
Bette sitting with Dana.
Dana's telling Bette about how she feels (shame she can't seem to do that
with Lara) and Bette shares what she felt when her father died.
The two women feel/felt similar, like they're outside of themselves and have
no control over what they do or say etc.
Dana even admits that she loves Lara, but can't stand her too at the moment.
Facing death plays with your mind I guess.
Fucks you up. Y'know.
Personally, I found when I faced death, that it freed my mind completely.
But that was a totally different situation and I guess I shouldn't compare
the two.
Bette suggests relaxation exercises and Dana says she'll give it a try.
She gets her to lay down and slowly relax to her instructions and the sound
of her voice, then slowly to visualize a place where she's safe. Somewhere
beautiful.
We see that Dana's imagining a lovely, vast garden, all grass and conifer
trees.
It's lush and green and peaceful.
Dana is naked and lies on the grass in her mind, she tells Bette it's
beautiful and peaceful there.
That the garden is so alive and she's "whole".
"I just wanna stay here........will you stay with me?" Dana asks in a
faraway, relaxed voice.
Bette, being a good friend, says yes.
Fade to white.
Fade into.
Josh making out with Tina on a sofa.
Blech!
No. Sorry, sorry folks. That's mean of me to say that.
I have to keep reminding myself that heterosexual people DO have sex too and
it's a perfectly normal thing.
I'm just glad I'm not eating my dinner right now is all......
;-)
I have a small confession to make about this scene with Tina and Josh.
I tend to watch every episode twice - once for fun and once thoroughly and
carefully while I recap it.
With this scene however, I just couldn't stomach watching Tina making out
with some designer-stubbled guy, so I skipped it the first time round.
*hangs head in lesbian shame*
Yes, I KNOW I should be stronger and not chicken out of watching the het
scenes!
I mean, I love watching Kit and MANgus making out etc!
It's just I think it's pretty icky watching Tina playing tonsil hockey with
someone who ISN'T Bette.
Mind you, it was kinda sexy her kissing Helena last season......
Oh NOW I have double standards!
GAH! *exasperated*
Ok, so, in short, Josh and Tina are making out on a sofa in one of the crew
trucks on set.
Josh takes his top off and tells Tina he wants her.
But THEN he starts putting his foot in it: he says, "I KNEW you weren't
queer...you're waaaay too hot for that".
Tina - who just wants to get laid and NOT discuss the finer points of
'sexual preference and the modern male's perception of lesbian identity' -
tells Josh "don't speak!" and even covers his mouth with her hand! lol!
But, as the guy is pretty much a complete tool, he carries on regardless
with, "You're sooooo not a lesbian...."
At which point Tina actually kicks him OFF the sofa!
LOL! Way to go Kennard!
"Josh! Are you really that clueless!? Do you really not know who I am or how
I feel?"
J: "I know that.....you didn't feel like a lesbian just now" *he tries to
resume making out etc*
Tina slaps a hand on his forehead and pushes him back to the floor,
frustrated:
"GOD! This was SO easy for you! I was SO ready to jump into bed with you!...
now it turns out you're an ignorant ass!
ALL you had to do was just shut up and fuck me!
WHY make it impossible for me to do something I wanted to do!"
THEN she starts putting her dress back on! LOL!
OOOH dear Joshy, you really blew it there didn't ya!
"You're one fucked up woman Tina" comments Josh, trying to get his head
round being on top of a gorgeous 'lesbian' woman one second, then being
kicked unceremoniously onto the floor and 'dumped' the next.
Tina says that may be so but she's STILL his boss, and then they discuss how
they're gonna proceed with their working relationship now this 'mistake'
nearly happened.
Josh is totally taken aback that Tina can be coming onto him one second then
booting him out and acting like nothing's happened the next!
"It's YOUR world Tina - I just work in it!" he snipes, then he's out the
door (probably still with a raging stiffy....)
Fade out (someone's loving the Fade button in the editing suit this episode,
aren't they? lol!)
Fade up on:
Billie snorting cocaine off one of the tables in The Planet.
SURELY that can't be hygienic!
Go get a cloth and some Jif immediately!
Y'know, I accidentally snorted some sherbet once and it nearly blew my head
off, so heaven only knows what snorting a class A drug like cocaine must
feel like!
And NO, I don't want all the drug-addled viewers out there writing into me
to TELL me, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
Unfortunately Billie has picked the wrong time to do his white lines, as Kit
and MANgus arrive.
Kit takes one look at Billie post-snort and instantly does her nut, asking
him what the fuck he's doing etc
She says she doesn't care if HE fucks up HIS life, but The Planet is HER
life and the door was unlocked while Billie was snorting away, so anyone -
the Police even - could have walked in!
Among the many names she then calls Billie, are such gems as:
"irresponsible"
"selfish"
and a
"mess"
She doesn't even care how much business Billie drums up for The Planet,
she's NOT gonna stand for Billie doing drugs in the place and as he gets up
to leave she's still verbally laying into him.
When he gets to the door he simply turns, says it's time for him to go and
then leaves.
Kit can be heard still swearing and cursing him in the background.
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