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Cut back to:
MoiraMax and Jenny. They're home now and going through MoiraMax's Gender
Reassignment Goody Bag.
The goody bag contains such exciting items as an 'all in one boxer/brief
with a built in package and chest binding vest', and MoiraMax's fave - the
Pissin' Passin' Packer - for the woman/man who wants to pee standing up.
We know MoiraMax can already do this, but it doesn't hurt to have all the
necessary accoutrements now, does it!
Call me strange, but I think Jenny is having far too much fun helping Moira
transform herself into Max.
That girl is still way odd IMHO.
Cut back to:
The recording studio, where some new visitors are arriving!
It's Shane and Alice and they're sporting brand new gelled-up freaky-haired
spiky punk-esque hairdos!
WOAH! LOL!
Everyone, understandably, wants to know what's going on with them, but Alice
tells them to wait a sec and it'll all be explained.
Shane joins in saying "extreme is the new thing!" and then in walks Dana.
Now, I'm sorry, I KNOW Dana is supposed to have cancer in the show and
stuff, but with her head shaved completely of hair, she looks JUST like the
Mekon! *muffled laugh*
And that's the only joke I'm making about Dana, as she's ill. So there. ;-)
Everyone applauds her as she comes in the room with her new Kojak bald look.
They're all supportive and show their love for their friend in hugs and kind
words etc. It's really very touching.
Then it's on with the recording session as Betty lay down the instrument
tracks.
Cut to:
A violent shoot-em-up videogame.
Which is being played by Shane and Alice, still complete with their new
punkesque hairdos in support of Dana.
They're sitting on the floor in front of a sofa in one of the chill out
rooms playing on a games system.
It's really funny, cause they both look like teenagers with those hairdos
and as they're playing the game they're both shouting stuff like "FUCKER!"
and "bastard!" at the screen.
Dana comes in and flops down to lay on the couch behind them on her front.
Alice asks Dana if she's ok and Dana says she is and wants to stay and have
fun etc.
But Alice isn't really even listening to her cause she's too caught up in
the game with Shane! lol!
Alice (in between yelling "GET THE MOTHERFUCKER, GET THE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!"
at Shane/the tv) asks Shane where Carmen is and Shane informs her bleakly
that she's "in the shithouse"
She then goes on to tell Alice about the dream Carmen had etc.
Alice sympathises, saying she's had that happen too:
"I had a girlfriend who dreamt I fucked David Schwimmer" LMAO!
Dana, lying sleepily on the couch pipes up weakly to say that when she was
going on with Alice, she dreamt Alice was a midget!
The whole scene is very funny and very 'real' and JUST the kind of thing
that makes The L Word worth watching.
MORE scenes like this please Ms Chaiken!
Shane's character dies in the videogame and she gives up, stating she "hates
being in the shithouse".
Well, probably shouldn't have slept with Cherie Jaffe or tattooed her in
Carmen's dream then, eh Miss McCutcheon? ;-)
Cut back to:
Tina on the sofa, spying Helena and Dylan playing footsie and rubbing hands
next to her, and rolling her eyes at them secretly.
It all gets a bit much for Helena and she jumps up, stating she's going to
get some tea.
Dylan soon follows her.
Cut to:
Helena stirring her tea in the kitchen while Dylan stands next to her
watching her like some sultry panther.
Eventually Helena's facade gives way and she turns to Dylan, grinning.
Just then Alice and Shane come down the stairs and stand there at the
bottom, saying hi to the two women.
It's SOOO obvious they've just interrupted something happening or about to
happen between the two, but as they're acting like juveniles with their new
temporary hairdos, they simply stand there looking at Helena and Dylan,
while Helena and Dylan are obviously WILLING them to leave so they can carry
on with whatever was GOING to happen between them.
It's all VERY funny btw ;-)
EVENTUALLY Shane and Alice take pity on the other two, make their excuses
and leave.
Helena and Dylan giggle, not knowing what to say, until Dylan takes her by
the hand and leads Helena off......
Cut to:
Dylan leading Helena into a bathroom where they lock the door.
Standing at opposite sides of the small room, both women look at each other
and try NOT to look at each other at the same time!
What they're feeling is obviously so strong they don't know what to do with
it.
"This is fucking insane!" states Dylan eventually.
"C'mere" answers Helena in a 'come hither' tone of voice, "I'll show you how
fucking insane it is....."
and she proceeds to hike up her top and push her hand down into the front of
her trousers!
BLIMEY MOTHER! PASS THE SMELLING SALTS!
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