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"I used to pray to god for this chest!" he says
"I used to thank god for my boobs - they were really nice" replies Dana.
It's a downbeat exchange, and yet is surprisingly light in tone, mainly
thanks to Erin Daniels great acting and comic timing as usual!
Cut to:
MoiraMax walking over to say hi to the gang. Tina says she hasn't had her
dance with MoiraMax yet and Max asks if she wants to get her kiss from the
Kissing Booth first. Tina declines cause she wants Alice to go over and talk
to Chandra first etc. At that, Dana looks surprised. Helena jumps in, saying
to Dana that shouldn't Alice go on a date with Chandra? Dana says sure, but
it's a pretty fake sure if you ask me. Helena beckons Alice over to the
booth and pays for SEVERAL kisses for her ;-)
Cut to:
OOOOOOH they're playing the Cocteau Twins! I LOVE them!
*goes and sticks my Best Of Cocteau Twins album on*
Everyone’s dancing slow - Tina with MoiraMax, Jenny with some guy (I think!
lol!)
Btw, Jenny is done up like the kind of woman (no offence to anyone here -
these are very broad stereotypes!) who would work in a library, be called
Ethel, not be able to see very well without her glasses and would never have
had a boyfriend! lol!
She looks frickin HILARIOUS!
Oh and did I mentions she has a tiara on and angel wings too?
Foolish me.
MoiraMax and Tina chat a little, but then he sees Jenny dancing with someone
else and of course, yes, you've guessed it: goes over and gets rid of the
guy, gets on at Jenny, claiming she's trying to embarrass him. He even grabs
Jenny's arm and angrily states Jenny is HIS girlfriend and she shouldn't be
dancing with anyone else! Jenny wrenches her arm away and walks off, with a
barbed, "at least I wasn't sucking his fucking cock, WAS I Max!"
Ooooooh, good one Schecter!
If this is what testosterone makes you act like, no wonder so many men act
like stupid idiots on a regular basis!
MoiraMax moves to pursue Jenny but suddenly Shane is just THERE blocking his
way: "Don't hurt her, or I'LL fucking cut your tits off, you understand!?!"
threatens Shane. MoiraMax runs off after Jenny. He finds her sitting by
herself, hands in her lap, at a table on the edge of the dance floor. He
sits down and tries to apologize yet again. He must be getting good at that
by now. Jenny sets him straight, saying that if she's gonna be with a guy,
it's NOT gonna be with someone who has totally different standards of moral
behavior than her. MoiraMax takes that in and apologies again, saying that
he promises to be a better man.
Well, I doubt he could be much worse of one at the moment.........
Back out on the dance floor, Tina gets a call.
Oh. What. A. Surprise. It's Henry.
They make a date for the following day. Blech.
Helena comes over and her and Tina go to get drinks.
Cut to:
Folks and their prom dates getting their photo taken in pairs to the sound
of (I think) The Waitresses singing I Know What Boys Like.
In the queue for getting their photo taken is Carmen and Shane. Btw, Carmen
could also do a passable impression of Like-A-Virgin Madonna ;-) Shane
starts giggling to herself and Carmen asks her "what?" Momma Carmen told
Shane about the time when Carmen was little and she had a teddy bear she
used rub it's tummy then pee on it.
Er, that's a little too much info for me there thanks.
Shane's just remembered this choice piece of info and is finding it
hilarious. Carmen is not finding it funny AT ALL though and rolls her eyes,
saying she's totally (NOT) overjoyed that her own mother is sharing
embarrassing personal stories with her girlfriend. Carmen also comments she
was surprised her mother asked Shane to dinner. Shane points out Momma
Carmen asked THEM to dinner, but at the time, it was pretty obvious she was
only asking Shane. Carmen is also suspicious of this Mystery Guest her
mother wants Shane to meet. "So, you can be intimate with my family but NOT
intimate with ME!" Carmen bitches. Shane's had enough and says so,
questioning why Carmen doesn't like the fact her family has taken to the
hairdresser so well, and vice versa. Carmen relents and apologizes (what is
this, the Apology Trans Prom or something! lol!) saying that she loves the
fact her family have taken so well to Shane. Shane asks what Carmen's Aunty
thinks of their tattoos. Carmen shrugs it off but Shane says she heard her
say something about marriage (remember I said I heard "matrimonial"?) which
prompts Carmen to exclaim how good Shane's Spanish is getting! Carmen
reckons her family just tells people that she and Shane are friends and
explain it all away like that so they don't have to deal with the truth.
Then it's their turn for the photo.
As they're getting snapped Shane says she's thinking of taking Spanish
lessons, which pleases Carmen no end, resulting in them getting all nice and
snuggly for the photo. Then they mess about for a few others.
Oh, did I mention Shane is wearing tight black trousers a black jacket and a
T shirt underneath that makes it look like a wedding suit type of affair?
lol! ;-)
Then it's Alice and Dana's turn. They mug for the camera, Alice chewing her
gum like she mock-couldn't-care-less. LMAO! Then it's Tina and Helena's go,
which is funny cause they mock-kiss etc Then it's a few couples we don't
know, THEN MoiraMax and Jenny's turn comes around. Jenny flicks a peace sign
in her photo.
Cut to:
The Planet.
MANgus brings a hard at work Kit a coffee. MANgus wants to carry on their
talk about getting married. Kit says she loves him and wants to be with him
and if she was gonna marry ANYONE it would be HIM. But.....Her sister's a
lesbian *cue MANgus doing an hilarious mock-shock "NO?!"* and until lesbians
can get married she doesn't feel she can use the same system - the system
that would let HER marry MANgus but wont let Bette marry Tina - to get
married.
Which is just basically a HUGE (yet clever) way of putting off the issue of
getting married yet again.
Nice one Kit ;-)
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