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#3.9 Recap by The Sci-Fi Bard

 

 


Expecting MANgus to be mad, Kit DOESN'T expect it when he agrees, and says, "ok, we can just live together!"

LMAO!

She starts panicking, saying it's too much pressure, there's too much to think about etc MANgus just sits there, grinning, saying, "I'm Mr Pressure baby!" Hehehe! I love those two ;-)

Cut to:

MoiraMax sitting at the table at home with a pile of money in front of him. He does NOT look happy.

*yawn*
No change there then.

In comes Jenny and sits down. "Three thousand three hundred and fifty two dollars" states Max. Jenny says "wow, that's so much money!" However, MoiraMax isn't as impressed and snaps back, "That's CRAP money!" MoiraMax bitches, saying where were all Jenny's rich friends at the party. He even says Helena could have paid for his whole transition with what she pisses away during one day and lashes out at the money pile, scattering it all over the floor!

Call me foolish, but I'm beginning to think they're giving MoiraMax the wrong hormone.
Are you sure there isn't a Angry Spoilt Brat hormone that's almost like Testosterone?

Hmmmmm....I wonder.

Jenny just stares at Max. Max looks like a naughty little schoolboy who's about to be told off.
"I don't know you. You're becoming a completely different person" states Jenny flatly.
MoiraMax freaks out, saying he can't stand it, he can't live in this body. Jenny challenges him, saying that when he does get the body he needs, "who's gonna live inside THAT?"
"Is it gonna be that sweet, gentle, compassionate woman that I met....
*Jenny picks up a wad of cash*
OR is it gonna be THIS mothafuckin *hurls the cash at Max* MONSTER!?"
Jenny walks out, leaving MoiraMax to his angst.

Cut to:

A beach somewhere, where Tina is sitting with Henry telling him that she loves Bette, but just can't explain it. Henry fills in the blank for her, prompting that her feelings have changed. Tina doesn't disagree with him on that. He cites it can happen in straight relationships too and hurts just as much. Tina says she doesn't want Bette to crumble if she leaves her. Henry says that's up to Bette to deal with.

Cut to:

Oh looky, it's Bette walking around and around again in silence.
*yawn*
Could I care less about this storyline? If your relationship is falling apart, who in their right mind would take themselves off to a monastery and cut yourself OFF from your partner, instead of working on making things BETTER. Well, Bette DOES have a tendency to bury her head in the sand, doesn't she? Let's hope she sees sense soon and gets outta there, before Henry has Tina whisked off her feet and moved in to his home!

We then see Bette going down to the lakeside in the cold to have a shower in the cubicles outdoors. You can see her breath and I'm betting those outdoor showers aren't the lovely heated type! Bette opens the door and stands there, contemplating the idea of having a freezing cold shower on a freezing cold morning out in the freezing cold air. It doesn't take her very long at all to turn round and decide to be ELSEWHERE. ;-) (Obviously she likes to "NOT wash, and go!" lol! Geddit?)

Btw, getting Bette to walk to and from a shower with a towel held in front of her is yet another subtle (like a sledgehammer) way of covering Jennifer Beals' real life pregnancy whilst filming.

Cut to:

Helena and Dylan.
They're sitting in front of the monitors in Dylan's place and Helena is currently on the screens, as Dylan has a video camera and is explaining to her that she wants to shoot her subjects "really close up, like this". She zooms in on Helena a little, explaining she wants the look of the piece to be "intimate - I wanna get their eyes..." etc "God you're so beautiful!" states Dylan after she's zoomed in on her.

Well, DUH! You'd have to be blind not to notice that honey.... ;-)

She encourages Helena to say something to the camera, but Helena just asks where Danny is, as it's obvious she's a little uncomfortable being filmed like this. Dylan asks if she wants to instead talk about the project, looking unwaveringly into Helena's eyes.
"How can I talk about our project when I want you to fuck me SO badly...." answers Helena, her voice thick with desire.

Oooooh, are they gonna have sexy sex and video it for watching later?????
hehehe! We're in for a treat folks!

"You saying I have to fuck you BEFORE we can talk business?" asks Dylan, matter of factly.
Ok, either this is going to turn into a role-playing power trip for Helena, or.........or, the question that Dylan's just asked is a BIG warning sign for something else. I'll explain later if THAT pans out....

Helena, in extreme close up, twigs onto the fact that Dylan is after a little power-based role-play and so agrees:
"Uhuh, you have to FUCK me before you can expect to get ANYTHING from me...."
Dylan says she has to tell her what she wants then. Helena asks for the camera. Dylan doesn't comply immediately so Helena's back straightens and in her best English School Teacher voice states again:
"Give it to me...."
Dylan hands it over with a sly, sexy grin. Helena gets the shot steady on Dylan's face and tells her to take her top off. Dylan goes all coy, looking down at the floor and doesn't comply. Helena brings out the School Teacher voice again, only this time she sounds VERY strict:
"TAKE IT OFF!"
So Dylan takes it off, looking very slightly uncomfortable. THAT mission accomplished, Helena tells her to unbutton her jeans. Dylan, sitting there in her jeans and bra, says "no".
Ooooh, power games between these two would be SO juicy.....
Helena - realizing she's going to have to resort to different tactics - gets up and positions the camera over on a table, so we get a shot of Dylan in profile on the monitors behind. Helena comes back over and kneels down between Dylan's legs.

Is it my imagination, or is Dylan looking REALLY uncomfortable?
Or IS IT all just part of the role-play? For Helena's sake, I hope it's the role-play.....

Helena holds Dylan's legs and leans in-between them, stating defiantly:
"You're not going to get ANYTHING from me, unless you do EXACTLY what I tell you....."
We can see Dylan’s chest is rising and falling rapidly - she's obviously very turned on. The two are framed in the monitors behind as Helena continues, telling Dylan she's going to fuck her and she's going to love EVERY second of it!

Mmmmmmmmm.....
 


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