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Cut to:
Mr Wonderful - i.e. Henry, bringing Angelica's car seat back in. Tina comes
out (dressed like she's just got back from a dinner date - WTF) and Henry's
son comes up to her, saying that Angelica "ate a lot of sand today" at the
beach. LMAO! SOOO cute! Tina agrees with him, saying she ate lots and lots!
lol!
Y'know, it's kinda sad that a 5 year old boy can act the socks off MOST of
the guest stars that have been on the show this season.
;-)
Henry gets his son to go wait in the car and before you know it, Tina and
Henry are sucking face.
Also, before you know it, Tina's said "why don't you and Mikey stay for
dinner?" Henry readily agrees, as it's pretty obvious that "dinner" could
quite easily mean "a good hard shag".
Hmmmmm.....
Tina, sweetheart, I can hear your lesbian fans dropping off like FLIES.
Cut to:
Meditation group at the Buddhist retreat.
Everyone's sitting on the floor and Monk Lady is intoning they should note
if they are calm or agitated, desire less or filled with desire etc From the
way Bette is sitting there fidgeting, grimacing and trying her best NOT to
cry, I'd say she isn't exactly filled with inner peace and enlightenment.
Poor old Bette eh?
Relationship falling apart.
Life in a mess.
And can't even RELAX and chill out on a Buddhist retreat.
Things REALLY aren't going her way at the moment....
We hear Bette's voice repeating in her head everything that Monk Lady is
saying. Nope, not going her way AT ALL.
Cut to:
Helena walking along the beach on the phone.
She's leaving a message for Dylan. Seemingly the other woman is out or not
answering her phone etc We hear a guy's voice from behind Helena say, "Are
you Helena Peabody?" and before you know it, he's handed her an envelope,
saying it's from "Miss Dylan Moreland".
OHHHHHH dear.
Y'know, it's usually only people serving court orders and the like who ask
people their names and THEN hand them an envelope. Helena asks what it is
but the guy just says for her to have a nice day and he's off. Helena,
unsurprisingly is totally confused, so opens what he gave her. Inside, is,
unfortunately, exactly what I feared:
i.e. a Sexual Harassment Subpoena against Helena.
I frickin KNEW it!
As soon as Dylan started acting all coy when they were role-playing I just
KNEW something was off! Dylan orchestrated it so that she could film herself
and Helena in a sexual situation and then come off as someone who was being
coerced using sex. Dylan Carol Moreland, come within 8 feet of me and I'll
rip your hair out, you manipulative bitch! Helena reads the document aloud
to herself and it slowly dawns on her what was ACTUALLY going on when they
were power-role-playing earlier.
"Oh god...." she says, crestfallen.
For not only is she being sued by someone she thought was close to her,
she's being sued by someone that it's pretty obvious to everyone that has
fallen in love with. And fallen HARD.
Gutted.
What a horrible horrible horrible thing to have happen to anyone.
Cut to:
Alice in a Turkish restaurant, on her date with Chandra.
Chandra is REALLY nice and I can totally see her and Alice together. They
chat, eat and have fun, until Alice's phone goes off. It's Dana wanting
Alice for something and so she arranges to see her after the dinner. Her and
Chandra talk some more and then her phone's going off again and it's Dana
again. But this time Alice says she'll come right away! Then she's
apologizing to Chandra etc for having to go. Chandra however, is a REALLY
great girl, as, she offers to pay for their dinner!
ALICE gets a call from an ex-girlfriend, has to then leave and blow off the
rest of their date and Chandra STILL offers to pay for BOTH their dinners!
Now THAT'S what I call one NICE lady!
(or, a complete pushover sap....you decide *weg*)
Chandra insists it's fine and asks for a rain check. Alice says thanks,
gives her an awkward kiss on the cheeks and then leaves.
Cut to:
Alice arriving home and calling for Dana.
However, Dana is still lying on the sofa, only NOW she's shivering and
sweating and is obviously very very ill. Alice is immediately at her side,
feeling her forehead etc. Dana, her teeth chattering, says she feels really
sick, and among other things her ears hurt. Alice doesn't know what to do
but Dana tells her to call the doctor, which she does, stroking Dana's hair
and telling her to calm down etc.
(by the by, does EVERYONE on this show own a Motorola V3? Are Motorola the
featured brand this year, like Olivia Cruises were last year?)
Cut to:
Shane standing pensively in her kitchen.
She's getting on to a seated Carmen about not having waited to tell her
mother about them. She's also mad that Carmen didn't tell her she was going
to tell her mother BEFOREHAND. Carmen, on the other hand, argues that she
didn't exactly plan having it out with her mother like that.
Carmen says it's her mother's fault anyway.
"Really. Oh really? That poor woman is in DENIAL. Don't you think that's
hard enough?!" says Shane.
Carmen thinks what's hard is watching her mother trying to set Shane up with
the carpet cleaning guy. Shane blows that idea off, and Carmen launches
into:
"Y'know I don't fucking get you - one minute you're MY girlfriend, you love
ME, you're on MY side, and then...."
"I DON'T WANNA LOSE YOUR FAMILY!" shouts Shane, suddenly.
"I DON'T WANT THEM TO HATE ME! I THINK IT'D BE REALLY FUCKED UP IF THEY SIT
THERE AND BLAME ME FOR THIS - WHICH I'M SO SURE THEY ALREADY HAVE!!!"
Ahhhhh.... so THAT'S it.
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