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This is the Our Chart infomercial, I am sure you will see it on TV soon
enough. It makes juice and helps you succeed in business overnight. We were
saying that if they let you say who you hooked up without any type of
verification screening, I'm totally being like "I had a threesome with Ellen
DeGeneres and Anne Heche." HOLLA!! This Papi storyline could be interesting,
and I do like Jenny's hoodie.
I LOVE GIRLS IN HOODIES.
The Tranny Support Group
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"They must have had such an amazing time casting this scene."
-Haviland
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Thank GOD he went to this group! He found out he was taking too much
testosterone! Yay! Now he can become more normal, and then maybe he and
Jenny can have hot post breakup sex.
Another FTM: Do you have any friends left, man?
Max: Yeah, I do.
(Um...no, you don't).
Lesbian Squabble #4: Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner of the Courtroom
In the Ring: Tina V. Bette
Content/Result: They both want Angelica, obvs. They are both acting
like lunatics but in totally different ways, and then Tina says that she is
going to lose all of her friends because they all hate her for her
sexuality, and Bette kindly reminds her that: "They don't hate you because
your sexual orientation, Tina, they hate you because you can't be trusted
not to use it against me when it comes to the custody of our child."
(side note: I'm so glad the writers are clearing these things up for us,
nice work! We admit that Tina is a bitch and that's not mutually exclusive
to bisexuality, and that Max is taking too much testosterone which means
being an asshole is not mutually exclusive to being a transgender. I'm happy
about this.)
Who wins this fight?
JANE LYNCH, AS JOYCE WISCHNIA, IN QUOTE/CONVO OF THE WEEK:
Bette: In what universe is this not a terrible thing?
Joyce: In the universe of my bank account for one, especially now
that my client is um, employed again. But the real beauty is that this will
be a Media Bonanza. And Tina, if I may step back into my role of mediator
for right now, I suggest you find yourself a better lawyer.
Tina: What's wrong with my Lawyer?
Bette: Why are you telling her this?
Joyce: Well, Charles is competent but frankly, he's milk-toast. I'll
have him for breakfast. It's a shame Johnny Cochran is dead, a flamboyant
African American lawyer arguing on the behalf of your picture perfect white
hetero family --- that would have been perfect for you, since you know we're
going to be playing the race card.
Bette: It's not a card, it's something I know to be firmly and
intrinsically true -- Tina's not qualified to raise a biracial child.
Tina: Oh, but I was qualified to live and sleep with one for eight
and a half years?
Bette: Well, obviously you weren't qualified for that, either.
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"In the episode that we wrote, Henry was a preacher and Tina was a
preacher's wife in the 50s."
-Sherri
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Sherri: "Is she wearing a french maid outfit?"
Me: "She's a saucy maid."
- referencing the part Haviland played in an opera she did at Ithaca that
she showed me on video, because I'm a good friend, unlike Tina.
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Shane is a rock star. She does drugs and has headaches and her shirt is
see-through, and Cherie is wearing big Mary Kate sunglasses. Shane doesn't
have any lines in this scene, she just moans a lot, and walks around all
dizzy like and there are all these girls in bikinis and guys who look like
they are from Jersey and Shane does lines of cocaine because she's like,
tough as shit. Everyone is staring at her because she used to be a mermaid.
Lesbian Foreplay Moment #1: Got Milk?
The Players: Jenny and Claude
The Pick-Up: I can't tell, it's something about rotting fromage or
something.
Hot or Not? A big ol' tease.
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