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The BMW
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Me: That car is the most beautiful thing I've seen this whole
episode.
Haviland: Write that down.
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Pro-Life People are Fucking Crazy
I read about this in a magazine, they really do this! They pretend to be
abortion doctors but then they are actually pro-life maniacs.
KITTISM:
"You self-righteous bible-pushing anti-woman! You're here to harass and
intimate desperate women who come in for help! I hate you fucking people!"
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You go girl!
-Kit, to Kit
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I don't have anything to say about this, I just wanted to share it with you.
Odysseus Hits a Snag
Shane continues on her long journey from Bad to Worse. In this leg of the
journey, she runs a BMW into a ledge after going to see Carmen and getting
her ass kicked by Carmen's cousins.
AT THIS MOMENT, THE L WORD GOES FROM BEING KINDA MEDIOCRE TO TOTALLY
FUCKING AWESOME
They are talking about the situation with the abortion clinic, and Kit
is like "I wanna burn those fuckers down!" and then BETTE BANGS A FOLDING
CHAIR ON THE GROUND AND YELLS "ARSON! ARSON!"
THIS IS SO BAD THAT IT'S JUST SO, SO, SOOOOOOOOO AWESOME.
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"This show just got so much better."
-Haviland, Re: Marina's return
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Marina says Jenny's book reminds her "of Dorothy Allison with a streak of
Mary Gaitskill." That sounds like a nice combo of writerly excellence, but I
don't know, Jenny, really? Whatevs. The sound of the words "Mary Gaitskill"
from Marina's mouth are enough for me. I can die now. Also the ARSON ARSON
thing.
Lesbian Foreplay Moment #2: Isn't it Funny That Jenny Just Dumped Max for
being a Straight Man and Now she's with A Woman Who Wants a Threesome?
The Players: Marina, Jenny and Claude. But then just Marina and
Claude.
The Pick Up: I don't know, something in French.
Hot or Not?: Eh, Marina is hot, but Jenny looks so sad.
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Haviland: You would totally do that, Riese.
Me: Yeah I would.
-Haviland on Jenny leaving the threesome to go see if her New York Times
Review is posted yet
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Shane is Gonna be a Daddy!
Shane's Father has left his wife and Shane goes back to look for him and
finds everything has gone wrong and Shane's Father's Wife is all like "Hey I
left you a present out back," and Shane is like (in her head) "Maybe it's
cocaine?" but then it is totally a Human Child, in fact it is her
half-brother.
This is gonna be good, like that Will Smith Music Video "Just the Two of
Us."
(Really though, this is gonna be GOOD)
THE ROUND UP:
Lesbian Sex Moments: ZERO. F#**%&&N ZERO.
Lesbian Foreplay Moments: 2 this episode, 2 in total.
Lesbian Squabbles: 4 this episode, 4 in total
Quote of the Week: Joyce the Lawyer
Kinsey: 5
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