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Cut back to:
Our wounded lothario, still hobbling through the streets, holding her
shoulder in pain.
Cut back to:
Claude, grilling Jenny about Marina.
Jenny admits Marina was her first (woman).
Marina comes over with a copy of Jenny's book and congratulates her on it.
Claude and Marina shake hands and it's just one big sexy accent fest with
Jenny sitting there like the piggy in the middle!
LOL!
In conversation, Marina reveals that in the last year she's been touring
with a group of dancers as she's their benefactor.
Marina is charming and sexy-as hell, as usual, and then off she goes with a
smart remark.
Jenny looks like she could suck eggs and Claude turns to her, asking, "do
you think she'd have sex with us?".
I'm surprised Jenny doesn't throw a book at Claude for that comment, but
instead she just turns to her and says "NO" firmly.
Oh what a sick little threesome THAT would be.....
Cut back to:
Shane, still hurt and hobbling.
Cut to:
Marina's room, where she's on the phone as Claude and Jenny enter.
Ms Ferrer stands there with a knowing look as Claude starts kissing Jenny in
front of her.
Marina leans back on the (handily placed) bed and watches them go at it.
Claude CLEARLY wants them to bed Marina and the two exchange words in French
before they kiss.
Poor Jenny stands there like a lemon and when Claude asks her "what are you
waiting for?" she cries off, saying her review should be out soon in the New
York Times.
Claude can't believe she would pass up the chance to sleep with herself and
Marina.
However, Jenny obviously wants no part of it and so excuses herself.
The two temptresses, then left alone, continue where they left off just now.
Cut to:
Shane, finally arriving home!
HURRAH!
However, as she walks up the front steps a voice comes out of the dark:
"Should've known sooner or later the bastard would walk out on me..."
Shane's head whips round at the sound and she spies someone sitting in the
hanging basket seat on their front porch.
It's Carla, Shane's step-mom that she met just before she was going to get
married to Carmen.
She looks AWFUL and she's been trying to call Shane for ages.
Turns out she's been in a bad way, crying so much she throws up, then
throwing up so much she ends up throwing up blood.
(I know how she feels, at least a little, as I've had Whooping Cough
recently...but that's by the by...)
Shane apologises for ever having contacted her father, even going so far as
to say if she could turn back time she would.
But Carla is too far gone to care.
"I've left you a gift on your back porch" is all she says then turns to
leave.
Shane tries to stop her, citing that she's sick and she could get her to a
doctor:
"That would fix everything huh? Go to hell" is all she gets as a reply and
then Carla is gone.
Shane enters her house and kicks at the mess Jenny and Claude's lovemaking
session has left behind.
She gets a beer from the fridge then opens the back door.
ONLY to find her little half-brother Shay laying there asleep.
As soon as she sees him, she runs out screaming for Carla, but Carla is long
gone.
As hard as Shane looks, she can't find her.
Oh dear.
Shane left with a kid to look after, in HER state of mind!?
The child will probably be going to school with cocaine sandwiches before
the week is out.....
Oh the drama!
This recap was brought to you mostly by the words "fire" and "bomb" by
the number 911.
DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, no fictional, far-right, Christian, pro-life
clinics were burnt to the ground during the writing of this reviewcap.
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