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"I'll tell him you have a dentist appointment"
James is the best character with a penis to ever grace this program. I
wonder who he was working for while Bette was on her meditation retreat (aka
when the writers were choosing a narrative based on what style of clothing
would best cover Jennifer Beals' pregnancy). Maybe he was in Oaxaca with
Mark the filmmaker, waiting for the goddess to summon him back to the
mainland and into my heart.
Where's the Putt-Putt, Sports Man?
This is Max's dream world, where grown men in Dockers play motor boats in
their personal pool and give birth to beautiful daughters from Mount Holyoke
who are willing to go out with a boy who is wearing a Burlington Coat
Factory suit jacket and carrying a full-on bouquet of flowers and talks like
a squeaky toy. No, I love Daniela Sea. But as Max, she's just a little
lacking. This scene, BTW, is totally AM Homes material.
This is when "The L Word" begins to take a turn for the awesome. Note
Alice's Gold Lame dress.
My Chart Dot BOMB
I need to do this, sorry. So Heather Matarazzo, who I love, is playing
Stacey, a freelance writer who is interviewing Jenny for Curve magazine.
Jenny tells "Stacey" that she is only doing the interview because she loved
Stacey's story in...you guessed it..."The New Yorker"! (Side note: There are
other magazines out there besides "The New Yorker," L-Word Writers. Why is
"The New Yorker" always the reference point when publishing articles is
concerned? Especially when "The New Yorker" is probably the magazine LEAST
likely of ALL MAGAZINES IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE to publish something by Jenny
Schecter?)
Anyhow. This is Heather Matarazzo, playing Stacey, interviewing Mia Kirshner
playing Jenny:
This is Heather Matarazzo playing Dawn in "Welcome to the Dollhouse":
This is the object of Dawn's affections in "Welcome to the Dollhouse," Steve
Rodgers, played by Eric Mabius, who plays in a band with Dawn's older
brother and who Dawn built a shrine for in her room:
Here is Eric Mabius, playing Tim Haspel, the boyfriend of Jenny Schecter:
And Jenny Schecter played by Mia Kirshner, seen above with Eric Mabius
playing Tim Haspel is now having an interview for Curve magazine with Stacey
Merkin played by Heather Matarazzo:
Lesbian Foreplay Moment #3: This Latin-American Life with Ira Glass Alice
Pieszecki
The Players: Alice and the Papi of East L.A.
The Pick-Up: Everything this girl says is a pick-up. Even though the
actress is not actually Latina, and even though Haviland isn't attracted to
her --
Hav: She looks like, Iranian or something.
Me (obsessive reader of The L Word Online and After Ellen): Yeah, I
think she's like, Indian.
Hav: Why didn't they cast an actual Latina actress?
Me: Sarah Shahi wasn't Latina.
Hav: Yeah, but she was so smokin' hot it didn't matter.
Me: I think Papi is smokin' hot.
Hav: I am so not into her.
I am totally into her.
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