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Cut to:
Alice being led by Papi through the kitchen of a restaurant.
All the chefs and cooks are Latina men and EVERYONE seems to know Papi.
They emerge into the restaurant itself and yet again, everyone shouts over
and greets Papi.
"WOW, Pap-pi! Everyone seems to know you - are you like the Pope of East
L.A.?!"
Papi teaches Alice to say her name properly (so funny!) then asks her why
she wanted to find her.
Alice asks if she can tape their conversation and Papi doesn't mind.
It then dawns on me that the actress playing Papi looks more Indian than
Latina.
After looking her up on Oz & Slicey's website it seems her name is Janina
Gavankar.
She certainly looks and now seems (with a name like Gavankar) Indian to me,
so this begs the question - are there simply NO decent Latina actresses that
could have played this part?
She does the Latina accent well enough, but that's not really the point, is
it?
Odd.... oh well.
Alice wants to know what I'm sure we ALL want to know - how Papi has ended
up as this HUGE hub on The Chart.
Papi simply says she's been blessed.
Then explains that by adding: "I just do my thing. I live MY life and my
life has girls in it"
OOOOOKAY. I live MY life too, and my life has girls in it, but let's face it
folks, I don't take every single one I meet TO BED!
(Sorry to dispel any playa misconceptions anyone may have about me *weg*)
Alice: "But here's THE question Papi....
WHY do you think they flock TO YOU?"
Papi: "Lurve, I guess. They know I love 'em..."
Alice: *mockingly* "REALLY Papi, REALLY?"
But the way Alice says that last line it sounds more like, "RULLY Papi,
RULLY" and it's so hilarious, what with the expression she has on when she
says it! I predict we'll all be saying it over the next week or so!
I know I will! ;-)
Papi goes on to add that she loves everything about women, and if fact gives
a extensive list of examples, ("their eyes, touching them..." etc) and all
the time she's seducing Alice with her eyes.
"and, I like the way they kiss.
I can make a woman cum just by kissing her..." Papi finally informs Alice.
Alice, it has to be said, seems enthralled.......
Cut to:
Max walking Brooke back to her front door.
Brooke says she's been talking about herself all night long and doesn't know
anything about Max,
(believe me honey, it's better that way....) so Max tells her where he comes
from.
Then they kiss.
And kiss.
And THEN the porch lights behind them start turning off and on!
LMAO! How old do Brooke's parents think she IS anyhoo, what, like 12!!!!!!
Max says nothing like that's ever happened to him before, (you don't
say....) and so Brooke asks,
"so you've never been caught with some girl's tongue down your throat?...."
Oh dear. TOO. MANY. JOKES. MUST RESIST! MUST RESIST!
lol!
Max keeps his cool and just says that his parents weren't very strict.
*sniggers*
"Well, you're a boy..." adds Brooke, which explains everything.
'Cept of course, it doesn't AT all, not in Max's case at least.
Max: "Well, I was kind of a good kid"
Brooke: "Well, let me teach you how to be BAD" and she leans in for some
more tonsil hockey.
OOOOH, I'm liking this Brooke girly! ;-)
Just when we think we're in for a marathon session, the lights do their
flicking again and so they abandon their passion and end the date on a
smile.
God help me, I even think Max looks cute at the end of the scene!!!
Cut back to:
Jenny talking to Stacy about her book.
Jenny talks about her parents and how she didn't want them to come across as
evil in her writing.
Stacy seems so understanding and nice.
Therefore I'm instantly wary of her.
Plus, when Jenny adds that she's never opened up like this to anyone and
that Stacy makes her feel very safe, you just KNOW this is not going to have
a happy ending!
Cut to:
Alice and Papi getting into her limo.
Papi picks up a remote control and Alice quips, "what, does that make the
bed pop out?!"
But it simply turns some pumping music on.
Until she presses it AGAIN and THEN it makes the seat they're on fold down
into a bed!
LMAO!!!!! Oh that's classic!
Once it's a bed, everything moves into 5th gear and Papi starts to do what
she's best at - make love!
Alice, the lucky recipient of this lurrrrrrrrrrrrvin' , takes a moment to
comment that they're going a bit fast.
Papi, on the other hand, says that if they don't go fast, she wont have time
to give Alice "the full tour".
Oh, so THAT'S what they're calling it these days.... ;-)
Alice is pretty doubtful that Papi can "take her places she's never been
before..." and with that they get down to business.
My gawd, some actual lesbian sex in The L Word! WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE!
We get hands on tits, hands into panties and Papi doing "magic circles" on
Alice while they spoon in the limo.
Right, before you all email in asking me what "magic circles" are/how to do
them etc, this is NOT made clear in the program.
However, I'm pretty sure you can all use your (vivid and probably very very
mucky) imaginations........
Alice likes these circles.
No, I mean REALLY like these circles.
As in she's working up to a Circle Orgasm when we....
Cut to *boooooooooo! pout*:
Bette, who's working at home in the evening.
Kit drops by and obviously wants to be with her sister as she's been feeling
guilty after the abortion.
Kit feels sad, for herself and for Angus.
Kit is so sweet and I'm so glad she climbs on Bette's knee and gets a hug
from her sister at the end of the scene.
Cut back to:
The limo, where Alice flops down on her back exhausted.
"Oh wow! How do you say 'I'm done' in Spanish?"
Papi: *in sexy minx mode* "You're NOT done....."
Cut to:
Helena coming out of Alice's apartment stretching out, obviously about to go
for a morning jog.
Across the street from her is Papi's limo, which is rocking and has Alicey
sounds of "OH PAPI!" emanating from it!
A woman walking her dog stares at the rockin' limo as she passes.....hehehe!
Helena notices this and frowns.
When all of a sudden, Alice and Papi emerge from the vehicle.
Alice asks Papi if she'd like to come in, but Papi says:
"Ahh no no no. Thanks though, but it's against The Rules: Rule #1 - Papi
doesn't do breakfast"
Alice sounds disappointed but bids Papi goodbye anyway saying she had fun
etc, while Helena looks on knowingly.
As Helena passes her friend on the way out as she's going in, we get this
exchange:
H: "SOMEONE had a busy night!"
A: "Yeah....I was workin' REALLY hard..." *smug smile*
Helena jogs off past Papi and her limo.
The next thing you know, Helena's been stopped in her tracks and is talking
to Papi, shaking her hand.
Alice: *looking up from collecting the morning paper, mock shocked*
"OHMYGAWD.....
*sarcastically* RULLY Papi, RULLY....
wow, that girl does NOT quit...."
Oh this episode is soooooooooooo funny folks, you're gonna love it!
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