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"I was hopin' they would ! Oh-ho!"
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Me: "I like her sweater. Lindsay's sweater."
Haviland: "Yeah, you have one just like that."
Me: "Oh...yes. Hm. Good point."
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The sweater.
"Now they're livin' at last, goin' steady for good!"
Jenny Schecter 007: Gold Starfucker
Jenny pulls a fast one on Stacey to steal her away from Lindsay for the
weekend. Jenny pretends to be the sassy French editor of "Si!" magazine and
convinces Weiner-Dog to go to the "Roll the Dice" premiere to interview
Shane, which is a SET-UP. This won't happen because Jenny is a nutcase, and
Shane is too punk for interviews, and do you know what "Special People's
Club" means? Jenny is good at being French because she likes to sleep with
French women. Oh, and, speaking of girls from Europe:
Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson.
Ta-Dah!
Lesbian Squabble #11: When They Got You Hooked, You're Really Cooked
In the Ring: Bette and Tina
Content/Result: In Tina's cameo this week, she storms in and screams
about Bette wanting Angelica to go to an elite expensive pre-school and says
"We have a child now" and other obvious things. What's next: "I used to be
your cool girlfriend and now I'm a cunt?"
Tina says Bette is being insane about pre-school, which is just about kids
playing with crayons (coincidentally, my actual life has similar themes).
Bette yells: "It is not just crayons, it is a fucking Ivy League education!"
and when James pops in to tell her Phyllis is on Line One she says "FUCK
You, James! Just--fuck you!" And that is why Bette wins this fight, and all
fights hereafter.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK NOMINATION #4: BETTE, FOR "IT IS NOT JUST CRAYONS,
IT IS A FUCKING IVY LEAGUE EDUCATION!"
A Little Afternoon Poker:
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Haviland: Alice looks really cute in that dress.
Me: Huh. I was just thinking how good Helena looks in those scruffy
baggy jeans.
(much like the ones I am wearing)
Sara: Helena looks good in everything.
(everyone nods and comments in agreement)
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I don't know how I feel about Papi using the Shane "poker in the front"
joke.
Papi and her "crew" come over in the middle of the afternoon with big cases
of beer and playing cards because that's how they roll. Beer before licker,
never been sicker, poke her in the front, you're in the clear, lick her in
the rear!
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Sara: I'm so pumped that they're bringing poker into this!
Heather: She's so excited right now.
Sara: Finally, something I can relate to!
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I got my mind set on you, I got my mind set on you....
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