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It Does Vibrate, After All.
Can I make a confession? I once had a sexual experience that involved a
power drill that looked just like the one in Jodi's hand. Speaking of hands,
Bette has learned some sign language:
That means: "If you don't touch my tits right now, I'm gonna fucking
scream."
Rule Three Cont: "Then commit to your hand...."
This is us, eager with anticipation and disbelief....
This is Really a Fantastic Pick-Up Line. I mean, really, Papi?
Jodi: The more I'm afraid of something, the more I know I have to do
it. I figured that out when I was a kid. I can lead a protected life, hiding
away from the scary world. Or I can take on the things that scare me the
most. The more it might hurt, the more I might die doing it. The more worth
doing it must be.
Bette: I don't want to die right now.
Jodi: Me neither.
(pause)
Do you want to try it?
HALLELUJAH!
Lesbian Sex
Moment #3:What a Feeling!
The Players: Bette and Jodi
The Pick-Up: (see above)
Hot or Not?: At this point, I'd probably call Jenny giving Moira road
head "hot," but this, I'm pretty sure, is actually hot.
I love this little
thing Bette does where she kinda like, edges forward just a smidge, and then
retreats? Like she's offering power and then taking it back, reminding her
lover she's the one who has control, even if her lover is a control freak
like her?
"Don't worry about getting dirty."
I think that's the Fourth Rule of Seduction--I mean--poker.
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Haviland: "Doesn't that look like the set of those Cover Girl
ads?"
Me: Like the "My foundation stays on all day" ads?
Haviland: "Yeah, like, with Nicole Kidman?"
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It kinda reminds me of a welding plant? Like in...um...Flashdance? It also
reminds me of the Ann Arbor Hands-on Museum. Hands-on.
GIRL FIGHT! This show
RULES. ARSON ARSON!
Lesbian Squabble #12: GIRLTRASH
In the Ring: The Girl Papi fucked vs. the Girl Papi Fucked. Also,
both of their crews.
Content/Result: Tasha's all like, look bitches, no war for oil,
y'hear? She breaks it up and tells Papi to handle her bitches. Papi can't do
that, she has a visor on! She takes it off! The girls go back at each other,
and Tasha gets flung out of the whole thing and elbows Alice in the nose.
It's pretty bad.
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