Also brilliant? Jenny's sigh & "I guess so" following Adele's "I brought you
some cake. You hungry?" followed by the "I don't like that," and the
disgusted set-down of the fork. Tina says that Jenny's driving her crazy,
then she spots her boss and dashes, leaving Shane with Gina. Shane is drunk
and lusty and it's fucking beautiful. Shane's "I'm finnnne" -- genius. (I
have these clips on mp3, trying to figure out how to make that work, who
knows, it'll be up soon.)
Not on Rex Manning Day!: This girl really wants Rex to see them
together, she's really starting to get on my nerves. Don't do it Shane,
before you know it you'll be living with this girl in Brooklyn and her
ex-boyfriend will threaten to kill you. Hypothetically. Shane says she's
gotta run to the bathroom and that Gina oughta stay put and she'll BRB.
Probs not a reliable person right now, that Shaney McShaneyShane.
*
Jodi and Bette Sitting in Chi-Chis, K-I-S-S-I-N-G : Back at The Olive
Garden, Bette and Jodi are smoochin' for no apparent reason. Oh! It's a plot
point! The kissing prompts Alice to spill the beans -- Tasha's under
investigation for homosexual conduct, and maybe they should quit the PDA in
case Big Brother is watching. But also, look at Jodi's hair, for Christ's
sake. But I feel Alice here -- it's tough to keep a secret for someone on an
issue to which you're fundamentally opposed, and it's also hard to be
keeping secrets on all sides on an issue to which you're fundamentally
opposed (hiding the reason for deployment from her friends, hiding the
homosexuality from Tasha's employers). Tasha's a little unimpressed. Jodi
says she's sorry and I almost like her for a second, too. I think I must be
going crazy.Howevs, this does not change my opinion about her hair.
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Carly : Hey, Jodi, so ... 1982 called ...
Riese : That's not '82, that's like '87. [to Alex:] You were two.
Alex : I was.
Riese: I know, I'm not even making fun of your age for no reason this
time.
Alex: I was two.
Riese : You didn't have any hair yet.
Alex : I had gorgeous blonde hair, actually.
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Lesbian Squabble #6: I Thought You Said You Weren't Going to Ask Anybody
or Tell Anybody Anything, Woman!
In the Ring: Alice vs. Tasha
Content: Tasha told Alice not to tell anyone but Alice thinks she had
to. Tasha said she didn't have to do shit, she just can't keep her mouth
shut. That's really harsh. It's a good thing that Rose Rollins' jawline is
also harsh in that like super sexy chiseled I want your cheekbones way, or
else I could never forgive her. Alice says she was trying to protect Tasha.
Tasha says: "It's my life. I determine when and if people will know." You
may remember that from the previews you watched 500 times. Tasha doesn't
wanna hear everyone's opinions about it.
Alice: Listen, I'm just having a hard time understanding why you
wanna be part of an institution that hates who you are, and I'm struggling
with that, okay? But I know it's important to you, and I'm just trying to
stand here by you."
Then they apologize to each other. Wow. Good work, guys. You both win!
*
On The Night I Die I Swear I'll Sleep Outside Your Window: Helena
tells Dusty that she likes her posters of Dorothy Dandrige and that it's sad
that DD OD'ed on anti-depressants and died young. Obvs Dusty was unawares,
because she's an uneducated homicidal maniac from the wrong side of the
tracks. They like the same movies, which's cute. It's like a little slumber
party! FUN!!! You can see Helena's tits through her t-shirt. This is like
the best porn ever. Helena starts to ask Dusty about the "she's with me"
incident but Dusty snaps that she doesn't want anything from Helena. Helena
emits a disappointed "oh." Look at Helena's tits! Dusty would defo hit that.
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