Don't You Worry There's Still Time: Madison just wants to say
goodnight, 'cause they're about to go on their honeymoon. She thanks Shane
for everything. Before Shane can chase after her and make love to her like
she's never been loved before, Gina comes up to Shane and says she wants Rex
to see them together.
Gina: That issooooo tacky and disrespectful to Shane. Lesbians are
not purses!
L is For Lame!
*
Three's a Crowd: Then Abigail interrupts to make Gina go get
champagne and tells Shane to meet her downstairs, she's got a surprise for
her. They're all like, thinking Shane'll just bust off with them whenevs,
she's a busy girl. Come on!
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Riese: "That's the problem with straight girls, they always think
they're doing you a favor."
Carly: "But they're not."
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*
I Wake Up Exhausted, It's Not Morning: Dusty is having a nightmare.
Or a wet dream. It's hard to tell. (Also we suggest it could be Restless Leg
Syndrome so we can make fun of Carly.) How come Dusty gets sheets? Helena
doesn't have sheets. Helena hops down to see if she's okay, she's like a
Girl Scout or something. Dusty wakes up and grabs Helena like she's gonna
kill her. Helena's like "Are you okay?" and then ... SHE KISSES HER!!!!
Lesbian Sexy Moment #7: Just Wanna Be Bad
The Players: Helena and Dusty
The Pick Up: Are you okay?
Hot or Not?: Oh ... half-asleep sex ... how I love thee ... you're
sober and silent and sleeping and groggy and then you're in the part of
waking where you're not doing anything on purpose, all reaction -- the hand
(accidental?) firmer (she's awake) .... the hesitation (omg, my breath is
probs rancid) the giving in anyhow (whatevs, so is hers, this could still be
a dream, right?), the climb towards waking up and coming commence all at
once and together the same ... Hot. Also I am a big fan of being pushed up
against the wall. So -- HOT.
Helena: [panting, adorable] You were defending someone right, or
maybe you were set up? Did somebody frame you?
Dusty : [panting, dismissive] Nobody framed me --
Helena :[panting, British, cute] I'm sure whatever it was, you didn't
mean to kill anyone --
Dusty: [firm] I didn't kill anybody!
Helena :[innocent] You didn't?
Dusty: [incredulous] It was tax fraud!
So now that Helena knows she's not a murderer, she can orgasm ... and she
does.
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