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Alex : OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!
Carly : OH MY GOD are you kidding me?!! That SHOULD happen!
Alex [higher voice now, v.girly]: OH MY GAWD!!
Riese : OMG LOL LMAO WTF What the fuck just happened?
Carly : JENNIFER BEALS!
Alex : With no shirt on!
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Alex : Oh my GOD!
[Unanimous GASP]
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Nina & Shaun? Jenny freaks, 'cause she hates Nina and doesn't want her to
get any. It's hilarious, you've gotta see it. Jenny's very mature, you guys.
If this scene's any indication, I personally wouldn't mind seeing Nina get
some with Shaun. Helen & Bev? J&T think that'd never happen 'cause they're
too much alike -- a popular theory. We've spent some time pondering this
ourselves, obvs. But let's give it a rumble just to see, yeah? Okay.
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Carly: Oh my G-d, this show is having a good moment.
[Everyone screams at the same time]
Carly: My head just exploded!
Riese: I told you!
Alex: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!
Carly: Where is Haviland? I can't believe she's missing this!
Cait: Haviland NEEDS to see this.
Carly: That was a great day on set for Kate Moenning. "Today's the
day, Shane, where you get to fuck everyone in the cast you haven't fucked
yet."
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Okey doke. Are y'all open to requests? Okay: Alice & Helena, Jenny & Shane,
Tasha & Bette, Tina & Shane (just sayin', doesn't look so bad up there,
let's keep that scene going), Bette & Alice (flashback!), um, I could do
this all night and then I'd never finish the recap. Moving on ... oh but
first, this is how I imagine Haviland reacting to the Bette/Helena matchup:
*
Goin' To The Chapel and We're Gonna Get Fisted : Shane's got a hair
job at a wedding which requires two gigantic bags of um ... hair supplies?
Maybe she's got a weed-whacker in there and she's gonna trim some hedges and
manicure some bushes. Ha! Get it? Sigh. Um, right, so Shane's got a job in
Fantasyland, styling the hair the lovely maiden daughters of Jenny's boss.
They're all really eager to get done. Aren't we all. Shane tells Mrs.
Isabelle Inconceivable that she's got a really nice place. That Shane, she's
a smart one: she knows the difference between a shack down by the river and
a mansion with acres of greenery owned by very wealthy people. Isabelle
introduces her to the girls who all smile and giggle coquettishly.
Also -- take note. This episode was written by Cherien Dabis . She's a
legitimately talented and experienced writer, one of The L Word 's best
right now, I think. Also it was directed by Jamie Babbit, who rocks on about
400 different levels, including the level of directing But I'm a
Cheerleader, which I'm guessing is one of your favorite movies (it's one of
my faves!) and Itty Bitty Titty Committee.
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Carly : You've gotta be kidding me, this is not the way that anybody
lives.
Riese : It should be. This is why I watch television.
Carly : Oh my GOD, she's gonna sleep with all of them. Oh Shane,
Shane's back. Just cut her hair and I'll like her again.
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