It was Almost Like They Were Some of MY Parts!: Kit asks Adele how
she likes the book. Adele says Jennifer's her favorite writer. Kit points to
Max and says he lives with her. He does? Remember when Max and Jenny were
together and he was worst roommate ever with his beer cans and his mess and
stuff? And now what? I guess they probs let him stay there 'cause of the
internet. Adele is totally starstruck, Carly says that she probs'll have to
sleep with Max first, he's like the gatekeeper.
*
We have a brief interlude to the wedding, where Gina is messing up her hair
so that Shane can do her now. Then back to the Peach Pit ...
Nobody Likes Me, Maybe If I Cry : Jenny whirls into The Planet, all
a-flutter, and flings her hat into the air and screams. I mean, she asks for
a vanilla hooha triple slim chai double skim upside down over and over
forevs and evs decaf half caf mochafrappuchinolicious americano. I really
love the way Mia's playing this part now, I think she's done well. She tells
Kit it's been such a nightmare 'cause her assistant quit and she's gotta be
at this wedding in an hour and she doesn't have a gift! But Max and Kit have
concocted another plan for Jenny. How? When? Silly rabbit, continuity is for
kids! Just relax and go with the flow. It's funny! Look at Jenny, so
unimpressed when Kit says she's got someone Jenny needs to meet -- her
biggest fan!
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Carly: "Did she just cut in line? I wanna kill Jenny, I wanna run her
over with my car, back up, run over her again, re-animate her, and then back
up and run her over again. That's how much I hate Jennifer Schecter."
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I Listen In You Should Know This : Sidenote: This here --- this kind
of situation -- is why I write . I write because I want to be the book
someone reads five times when their Mom has a nervous breakdown. (That's not
why I write recaps of The L Word . I write recaps of The L Word because I'm
a masochist.) If this doesn't warm the embers of Jenny's demented little
soul, I've got no idea what motivates her.
Adele, who must be have a very high tolerance for bad literature, read "Thus
Spoke Sara Schuster" 25 times and adapted it as a screenplay for her Women's
Studies Class (I hope she got the carnival motif right) at The University of
Central Florida ZOMG guess who else went to the University of Central
Florida? CARLY!!
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Carly : "OH MY GOD MY ALMA MATTER! What an honour! It's so
prestigious!"
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Lesbian Sexy Moment #6: One Magnet To Another Magnet To Another
The Players : Gina and Shane
The Pick-Up : "Shane, look what happened to my hair!"
Hot or Not ? Um. The crying's a little awkward? For a girl you've
just met? You know? It's just intense. For a first time. But before that,
the fucking, the boobs, the Shane -- cool. It's just amazing that Shane is
fucking yet another bridesmaid. You GO, girl.
*
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Riese: Is she wearing a strap-on?
Carly: Where's her other hand?
Alex: What's going on?
Carly: Where's her left hand?
Cait: Oh, it's on her waist.
Riese: What's going on?
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It's My Sister's Party And I'll Cry After Sex If I Want To : When
Gina starts crying, Shane's like "Don't cry, I hate it when girls cry." JK,
she said that in Season One. Season Five Shane is like, wtf, awkward. Which
is ... AWESOME! Gina says she wants Rex (You know, Rex Manning?) to see them
together. Um, Shane's got shit to do. Hello, she's the hairstylist, did you
see those bags? There are entire packs of wild beasts in those bags. Don't
jock her style. Who AM I this week, I keep speaking as though I'm trying
hard to be cool and failing and I'm 12.
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