The Itsy Bitsy Spider Went Up The Wedding Aisle: Jenny's late for the
wedding 'cause she had to go to the GLAD factory and get that trash bag
blown up just right. She barrels down the aisle with trademark diva-locity
where Tina -- looking pretty foxy, actually -- is sitting in a fog of
unenthusement. Where's the bride? We're hoping she's fucking Shane, Shane's
got a special way of destroying weddings.
Jenny: I'm so sorry that I'm late.
Tina : [sarcastic] Oh, we were all waiting.
Jenny: ["the whole word revolves around me, obvs."] Oh, well, I'm
sorry to make you wait.
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Carly : Oh my God, Jenny is wearing a trash bag. She can't stand the
rain!
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There's More to Life Than Love and Being Together: Madison's freaking
out about getting married, so she's turned to Yoda. She's probs hoping
Shane'll turn to her like in the song "I'll turn to you" and then they can
play tonsil hockey. Shane's the best hairstylist ever, she should open her
own skate shop: she can do hair, therapize and fuck her clients. Shane asks
Madison if she loves her hubbie and she says she does. Shane's gunning for
the marriage, possibly thinking of Carmen in that dress with that hairstyle
and wishing she'd been at the altar when Carmen showed up there, all dressed
up with no one to go to ...
Maybe You Woulda Been Something I'd Be Good At
Shane asks if they've got anything in common and Madison says they're
both adventurous and they both love to travel and ride horses.
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Riese : Does anyone not love to travel?
Cait : They're soulmates.
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I'll Start To Wonder If This Was the Thing to Do: I think "loves to
travel" is code for "has a lot of money and therefore can afford to travel
all the time." He's faithful, he listens -- Shane tells her this is more
than a lot of people have. Also, Shane doesn't do relationships, so if she
can get Madison to marry, then they can have an NSA affair. It's like in Sex
and the City when Samantha said married people stop having sex eventually
and Charlotte's like "That's not true, you've slept with lots of married
people," and Samantha says "That's how I know."
Take Me By The Hand And Tell Me You Would Take me Anywhere: I think
this scene is Shane reconciling what happened with Carmen. This is the
hottest sister -- and she clearly wants to kiss and/or fuck and/or rock the
world together w/Shane (which she doesn't think her husband can do) -- but
when Madison goes for the makeout, Shane gives her the fakeout. Shane tells
her she's beautiful and then, she turns and offers this: "You really -- um
-- remind me of someone I used to know. A lot. No - no -- it's a compliment.
"
Oh, Carmen! Carmen! CARMEN!!!!
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