Get it? The "Miracle" Worker?: Alice and Jodi are talking about how
sexy sign language is. I mean, I don't know. Again, couldn't sit through
this scene. Sorry, but
check it.
Jodi says she'd never be in a lesbian bed death relationship. Why does Alice
keep interviewing people she's had sex with or who've had sex with people
she's had sex with? Oh yeah, OurChart.
So That's What the Thinker is Thinking : Shane's very supportive and
is acting kinda weird. I guess it's 'cause she hasn't had sex. Except she's
laughing at jokes that aren't funny. Why has everyone on this show already
changed personalities and Grace hasn't even changed her shirt?
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And Also, He Smells Like Soup: Tasha is arguing her case to the
asshat. It's not working too well, but then she's like "everyone else fucked
up even badder than I did." She points out that unlike the lazy Mallrats in
her unit, she actually scored high on the hoo-ha, passed major
qualifications, and basically all around is the best soldier of all time.
None of that matters, however, because unlike 95% of the army and the people
who finance it, she's having erotic thoughts about other women. This is very
threatening to the American way, obvs, because now she's gonna be really
unimpressed when she gets sexually assaulted by her fellow men. The asshat
is hoping the girl out there in the parking lot (re: lovers' quarrel) would
be her first cousin but we don't because that'd be gross, then it'd be like,
flowers in the attic or whatever. There is no crying in baseball, Tasha,
seriously. She has a significant quote, it's very powerful, I'm moved. I
almost want to join the army but not really. I'm not an army of one, I'm
very codependent, just ask Haviland.
The Asshat says that Tasha should've thought of all these things before she
decided to become a lesbian. Interesting choice of words, Lieutenant Dan, I
hate you.
"I never decided to become a lesbian. But I decided to join the service."
(Tasha)
(Holla)
She graduated with honors from ROTC and has a V for Vagina I mean Valor. You
go girl, etc.
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I'm Willing to Bet Max's Podcast Might Actually be More Interesting Than
Alice's : Things get worse 'cause Max asks Alice to look at the podcast
he made and Alice doesn't want to and it hurts Max's feelings. Why is IC
making Alice act like such a weirdo all the time? We love Alice, she's our
favorite, make it stop. I'm actually caring about Max right now. Why did he
and Grace break up? Why's she still in Western Wear?
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