It Feels Like It's All Possible Now: Helena tells Shane that she's
leaving and asks Shane to cover for her. Then Uh Huh Her starts playing. I
love Uh
Huh Her. Yay! I can just close my eyes and pretend I'm not here, but at
the Uh Huh Her concert with Carly and Haviland and Heather and it's August,
I think, Cait's got a picture with Carly and I in the background: there we
are, my head's cocked to one side, Carly's looking ahead, we're thinking
deep thoughts. Or the Uh Huh Her concert in December w/Alex, where I ran
into a random reader who happened to be friends with her random friends and
it was like, oh, everyone knows everyone. We waited in a lot of lines and
still smiled the whole time. Onstage, Leisha sang with another pretty girl.
Everyone wondered if Dani would win Tila Tequila.
And then Shane kisses Helena 'cause she's all wound up. Helena's shocked, of
course, and British. Shane says "I didn't mean that." (I wanna touch you
slowly.) Shane says that she's on a cleanse and she hates it. (I'm a lonely
girl, come on). Helena says it's all good but she has to go. (Don't walk
away, just stay right here.) Then, she goes.
Hopefully Shane'll be having sex next episode. I got a little bored and
started playing with Photostudio. You know you're annoyed with an episode
when you don't even have the energy to open Photoshop proper and are just
fucking around with the two-dollar shared software package that came with
your 19th century printer.
I think the self-defense class stuff from next episode looks cute. Chin up,
kiddos! We can make it through the rain ... we're outta here. Next week on
time, I promise.
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Carly's opinion: Yeah the Bette in the woods shit was terrible, I
dont like Jodi, Max is infuriating, Shane will not last, WTF Helena!? Still
love Alice, Jenny was kinda amusing almost, love Peggy Peabody!!! Love how
Kit was totally fine the next day, nice writing there Ilene (she wrote this
one right?). We shot our pitch on the same camera! Thought Tina's date was
hot until sex then wanted to kill myself. Why did Joe from "brothers and
sisters" throw Bette into the lake? Can she just get back together with Tina
already? Oh and eff the military altogether. Still loved the campiness of
the Charlies angels thing. It was immediately downhill from there. Sigh.
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The Round-Up:
Lesbian Sexy Moments: 1 this Episode, 9 Altogether
Lesbian Squabbles: 2 this episode, 8 altogether
Quote of the Week: Bette
Really Papi Really Award: Alice/Jodi/Shane
On a Scale of One to Ten: MAJOR SUCK
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