Bette: Have fun with the martyrs.
Tina: Have fun with the cheaters.
Niki: You are out of my 5!
Tasha: What?! I need the carbs for
Alice: Well, do you need them that fast?
Alice: Fuck, ya know? Bad vibes!
Alice [to Jenny]: You and Shane should work your shit out 'cause this
place is becoming like the black hole of Calcutta.
Get on board, Tina. The train is not going
to lezzie town.
Phyllis [to a naked Joyce]: Cover
Dan Foxworthy: You two have so little
in common that I don't really think you belong together.
Alice: Oh yeah, the pros are so
Alice: What the fuck?! Dylan in a
Tasha: That girl used to be
Alice: Well, she wasn't gay back when she was fucking Helena.
Alice: Looks like someone's carpet's about to get munched.
Alice: I'm just sayin' -- in all the
gin joints in all the world...
Dylan: I never stopped thinking about
you -- ever -- and wishing I met you at a different time in my life.
Tasha [to Helena]: Want me to kick
I'd have to beat a bitch down, she tried to do that to me.
Jenny: Shane, you know that it was
you, right? When I said, "You broke my heart." I was talking about you.
Jenny [to Shane]: I also realized
that I'm in love with you.